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Carry_Your_Name 69 points ago +70 / -1

Dad's working! No time for the photo shoot!

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TrumpAndGodWin 30 points ago +34 / -4

No time to save the country or the kids, cuckservative dad is working!

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Mark4-39 20 points ago +20 / -0

And the cats in the cradle...

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Lonnie62 11 points ago +11 / -0

With a silver spoon! 😁

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Bronski 5 points ago +5 / -0

😢

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ConvergenceMan 16 points ago +17 / -1

To combat hyperinflation, you will not be receiving a pay increase, but you will be given the privilege to increase your work week from 50 hours to 70 hours

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Lonnie62 11 points ago +11 / -0

Boss said no OT boys! Companies fucked until Trump returns.

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JoeSlidinsNose 9 points ago +9 / -0

No OT is a two-way street. They tried that shit here, where you could work extra and receive "comp time" so you can take off in the future without using your vacation or sick time, but nah. I said somebody else can work it, then.

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ConvergenceMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

As part of our new company policy, we are promoting everyone to a salary job! So now, we can legally pay you the same as before, but with 50% more hours.

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0815 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, ever seen how hyperinflation works? You need time in the evening to shop with your day's wage, because the next morning you would be able to buy 10% of the goods you could buy in the evening.....

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ConvergenceMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

/s

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Trump2AM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deserves more upvotes.