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LinWoodDidntKillHims 64 points ago +64 / -0

Anybody else think that marx probably smelled like straight shit

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RedditIs4Retards 36 points ago +36 / -0

Well his own friend said he lived in a pig-sty.

Didn't have shit for furniture, was lazy AF, didn't work, kids died of starvation etc.

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bigdickhangsright 14 points ago +14 / -0

But he's a revered, savant leftist!

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deleted -1 points ago +1 / -2
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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

wow what a useless fuck

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

His own family was the living embodiment of Socialism, communism, and today's liberals.

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lefty295 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dude in 1800s probably smelled rank. As someone else pointed out, he was a typical lazy ass commie too, so probably didn't even bath as much as the others.

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

He needs to keep his gold bricking ass out of my beach community.

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Joesf23 6 points ago +6 / -0

He probably hated The Eagles too...

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hunterhiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tell

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd hedge my sheckles on him smelling like the false hebrews, Revelation warned about....

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suejeanne 1 point ago +1 / -0

he looks very obnoxious

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RedditIs4Retards 49 points ago +49 / -0

Don't forget he saw all his kids die before him. 1 shortly after birth, 3 of starvation before adulthood. 2 more commit suicide, and 1 of cancer.

Also, he was so creative he named 4 of his daughters Jenny (his wife was also Jenny).

Anyway, this piece of shit wrote about the struggle of workers, but never worked a day in his life himself, always made excuses not to, and didn't dare serve in military. He received tons of money from Engels but instead of helping his family out, he went and wasted it.

He likely also impregnated a housekeeper who was hired by his wife, by raping her.

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projectfreedom 50 points ago +50 / -0

Up-vote his comment to the top. Winston Churchill said it best, "Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy," and I can't think of single liberal I know who isn't a failure, ignorant or envious just like the psychopath credited with their ideology.

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Mier 13 points ago +13 / -0

A friend found a book written by a catholic priest written back in the 30s that condemned Socialism as a system built on violating the commandment against coveting. So no Jesus was NOT a socialist.

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MAGASQUAD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thats a great quote.

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MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +7 / -2

Don't tell me what to do comrade

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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RedditIs4Retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every time you bring up the examples of failed communism, the lefties "what's definition of Communism? That wasn't true communism!"

Well your own broke God Karl Marx completely destroyed his own family with his ideology sooo... Clearly it is destructive in nature from its very creation.

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JimzeBMk1 18 points ago +18 / -0

2 of his kids suicided - wow, didn’t know that two of them were trannies.

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DJT_JR6544 9 points ago +9 / -0

Toppest of kek

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CaptainHempbeard 9 points ago +9 / -0

FUCKING LOL!

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suejeanne 5 points ago +5 / -0

is that where Bernie Sanders got the idea that women really like to fantasize about being raped by three men while making love to their husbands?

I mean, really - he (Bernie Sanders) is a real sicko and why does he even have any kind of political career after being known to say something like that - WRITE something like that which was published -

Socialists and Communists and typically real creeps, IMHO

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rn10950 22 points ago +22 / -0

The first good commie.

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lefty295 11 points ago +11 / -0

This dumbass got his concepts from those ones. Before Napoleon fucked their shit up.

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madly_aloof -3 points ago +3 / -6

The French people were getting fucked by the aristocrats. Although Maximilien was a huge disappointment, revolution was necessary.

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madly_aloof 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol @ all those downvotes. Do you downvoters know your history? REEEE!!!

"The French Revolution brought fundamental changes to the feudal order of monarchical and aristocratic privilege. Americans widely celebrated the French Revolution in its glorious opening in 1789, as it struck at the very heart of ABSOLUTIST POWER."

https://www.ushistory.org/Us/19a.asp

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MikesBigJockstrap 16 points ago +16 / -0

Communists aren't people.

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strawberryismyjam 22 points ago +22 / -0

140 years later and this asshole is still fucking up the world.

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bigdickhangsright 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only work he ever did was posthumously.

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ravioli_king 22 points ago +22 / -0

Time to go tell the lefties on Reddit to harvest their reactions.

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Miskyavine 11 points ago +11 / -0

I will celebrate buy jerking off to having money and food. So i guess i will just fap to fat chicks. BBW tab here i cum.

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Dos_Scoops 8 points ago +8 / -0

My birth took place 100 years after his death. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!

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Fallingshadow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Karl Marx was a lazy fool who had no concept of how the world really worked. His ideology has also caused the death of over 100 million people (and counting). Hitler may have been more direct with the way he killed people, but Marx killed people by giving them a bad idea.

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there was no Bolshevism who would Hitler have blamed for the false flag attack on the Reichstag?

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Weero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminder that something known as the November Revolution happened in Germany in 1918-19, perpetrated by the bolsheviks. The hatred didn't just spring up from the aether.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew there was something of communism, but I don't know the details.

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Judicator 1 point ago +1 / -0

In interviews with many former Wehrmacht and SS troops, they justified everything with "we were fighting communism". Does that justify everything they did? Of course not. What it does tell you is that communism was so bad that many otherwise normal people were able to justify crimes against humanity in the name of stopping it.

edit: spelling

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YouHadMeAtGaming 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just had to check to make sure google didn’t change their homepage for him. Wouldn’t have surprised me.

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Google? Is that some kind of search engine?

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YouHadMeAtGaming 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s some shitty DuckDuckGo knock off I think.

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NeoDragoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess I'll have to celebrate with a pie later.

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LinWoodDidntKillHims 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is national pi day

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GWNorthman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any way I can ship a jar of feces to place on his grave?

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's burried at Highgate Cemetery in London if you want to visit and drop one yourself.

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Commiesarenotpeople 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pissing on his grave would be worth getting banned from the UK.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

It gets vandalized quite regularly.

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PodunkTexas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut his 3.14 hole on this day in 1883.

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z89101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also note some of his Simp Parasites: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influences_on_Karl_Marx

🙄

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CaptainHempbeard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gonna go out and buy a bottle of champagne tonight.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +2 / -1

Buy? It should be free.

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Overtaxed 3 points ago +3 / -0

As I understand it, his body was exhumed and move to an unmarked grave because people kept desecrating his burial site.

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michelles-foreskin 3 points ago +3 / -0

S

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only use for a Hammer and Sickle for an authoritarian commie is crushing or stabbed through the skull.

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marx only had 4 people at his funeral, and there were no covid restrictions!

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Oh_mate 3 points ago +3 / -0

He basically rewrote the Bible for the new age. The scary thing is most world leaders are embracing it either with a gun against their heads or a big promise of being one of the elite in the new world. Scary times.

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Patriotic-2A-Addict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we all take a moment to celebrate the death of this commie?😂

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like this day more now.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Telling my kids he was an extra in All In The Family as one of Archie's neighbors!

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strictly1957 2 points ago +2 / -0

This demon needs to be dug up and his bones crushed by the relatives of the millions murdered in the name of his filthy ideology.

#onlygoodcommieisadeadcommie

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DoubleEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hence the steak and blow job to celebrate.

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Cad-Tastrophe101 2 points ago +2 / -0

didn't he change his name from, MOSES MORDECAI LEVI, to, KARL MARX?

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LegacyOfWinning 2 points ago +4 / -2

Hell yah!

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tootthebighorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately his commie cancer is still causing slow deaths all over the world.

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Bundleshee 1 point ago +1 / -0

🎊🥳🎊

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PKShadilay 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm honestly surprised Google hasn't released a doodle in honor of his deaths anniversary.

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bdailey1965USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

to bad it wasn't 1833

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Rockhad10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commie=Lazy

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UsurperJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Instigator of the modern rot.

He was an ugly, angry and jealous cave dweller.

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buckiemohawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever seen a Soviet era grocery store? They had food shortages because they had idiots running programs that knew nothing and implementing bad ideas fro the greater good. Even now we have Pete Butts saying cars should share the road with bikes and pededastrians. We have morons running our government. 1776 is all I say

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, that explains why all the shills are out today...

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Walt_Kowalski 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's been in Hell for 138 years.

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FatAndDisabled 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised that Google doesn't have a doodle for him today. Lol

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DrTar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet his bad ideas live on.

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IncorrecttAtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad he left his thoughts behind for dimwits to think that it is sense.