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Bel-6863 92 points ago +92 / -0

Bet he grifted some lefties out of their cash though.

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Destineed369 53 points ago +53 / -0

That’s the point isn’t it?

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ripley88 16 points ago +16 / -0

I really think it's just the silver lining. He probably did want to make a rival business, but he's too naive to know it's harder than it looks.

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sandwicher 3 points ago +3 / -0

he was trying to make a business selling woke pillows cant even make that up lmao

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

He learned the Art of the Grift Donation™️ from BLM’s “fundraising”

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Darth_Vader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Gotta start somewhere. Might sound crazy to hear it now, but once upon a time even the god-level grifter Bernie was just a small-time swindler getting by doing absolutely nothing on a commune.

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SnowflakeJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a half baked idea to begin with. You think any of the companies that stopped carrying "My Pillow" would touch David Hoggs pillows with a 10 foot poll? Not a chance in hell, that would create too much heat which is exactly what they are trying to avoid

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could have marketed a Daisy Hogg girlfriend pillow and gotten even more money from cucks and incels.

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FudgyFudgeBots 58 points ago +58 / -0

He failed at his meme company and now his pillow company. Dumb as a box of rocks...

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FTR22 44 points ago +44 / -0

Because it was a farce from the beginning. Lindell has these things called patents. Hogg and whoever was backing him have no clue about making pillows. Ergo epic fail.

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TBGJC 31 points ago +31 / -0

He was just planning on using generic manufacturing. But he must have been too stupid to realize those aren't "made in America by unionized workers"

His real competition is store brand pillows like Walmart, whose manufacturers make their products with slave labor. It's not Mike

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Imransgarage 32 points ago +32 / -0

He’s been handed absolutely everything by the establishment. So he had shocked pikachu face that they didn’t fall all over themselves to give him a pillow company for being woke cheerleader level 10.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

My puppers is currently sleeping on a My Pillow pet bed. Good boy approved and recommended.

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Imransgarage 19 points ago +19 / -0

Could this guy be a bigger loser.

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InterloperKO 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh yes. It's what they're born to do

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Destineed369 7 points ago +7 / -0

For lyfe

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact he goes to Harvard is the biggest joke about him

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hydra12340 4 points ago +5 / -1

Rocks were probably what he had filled the pillows with.

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ObongoForPrison2020 43 points ago +44 / -1

If only David Hogg had actually been there, maybe Nikolas Cruz could have rid the world of this commie.

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +6 / -2

Going hard is the only way. Wishing the worst upon your enemies should be the norm.

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alucard13mmfmj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like that norway shooter and the socialist party camp.

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bluedevilga 32 points ago +32 / -0

He needs to stop biting them all.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm not buying a pillow with tooth marks in it. 🤮

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ArmyLady 24 points ago +24 / -0

He thought it was about pillows. It is not about the pillows.

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altaG12 13 points ago +13 / -0

Does David Hogg even have any pillows to sell?

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ArmyLady 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently not. He does not have an original thought in his head.

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climatestatis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Original thoughts are not necessarily a good thing, most will end up being incorrect. His original thought was 'Anybody can start a profitable company that sells pillows at competitive prices, made by unionized Americans, managed by someone who went to a school where there was a shooting.' I am pretty sure that nobody in history has had this specific thought.

He should have stuck with unoriginal thoughts like 'it is hard to start a business', 'how much do people care about buying American versus price?', 'stick to what you know', 'it must take thousands of hours to build up an expertise in something.', 'most new businesses fail, what goes wrong?'

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monkadelic 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're right, kids like him have no clue what it takes to build a real company. Mypillow took decades to build the supply chain etc to be able to scrape a small profit from each pillow.

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womp_squared 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he has a long term plan. He is taking all the money he is grifting from retards and probably handing it over to an accountant to invest it. Kid will probably be set for life. I would say he is an idiot but he isn't. He is a fantastic conman.

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beef-tits 20 points ago +20 / -0

The same dude who claims to be a Parkland survivor, even though tha asshat wasn`t even at school that day.

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Ifififokiedoke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? I swear I saw videos of him attention whoring in a darkened out classroom.

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

He heard about the shooting from home, then rode his bike to the school. Speaking of Parkland... The FBI had been tipped off multiple times, but did nothing.

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DoozerChuck 20 points ago +20 / -0

https://goodpillow.co/

That is his website You can send him a message too😆

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Chickenbaconpoutine 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's riddled with typos.

And their manifesto is signed "Willam" at the end, they can't even get their own fucking names right, lmao.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's the gayest shit I've ever seen

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InterloperKO 16 points ago +16 / -0

Web design is comprised of emotes at the end of every sentence 🤯

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RepublicanRN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha

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climatestatis 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are a lot of issues with this website.

  • There is already a goodpillow.com company in Lithuania, that sells pillows. It was first registered 17 years ago.

  • Hogg announced his plans in early February, had to get his last minute logo by 9 Feb for his Washington Post puff piece. The website still says '"will says sorry if website has bugs, he's been up all night & we didn't even have a logo this morning" - david' - so that message refers to perhaps the 7 or 8 Feb, and they still haven't fixed the issues more than a month later.

  • They have a manifesto that starts with 'Seven days ago they said it could not be done', but there is no date on the manifesto, so who knows when it was written or what time period it refers to? There is a hint that says they will have to stop work on the pillow to focus on the Feb 14 celebration of the school shooting', so I'm guessing it was written 7-10 Feb.

  • Lots of typos, not enough capitalisation, e.g. a patriot would capitalise their country, US.

  • There are two links, one for 'join the waiting list', one for 'contact us', but they both take you to exactly the same contact page.

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OGRapHat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Attention Hogg

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TBGJC 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why does he think he's qualified to run a business? Why would anyone invest? He's some random kid who is semi famous because he went to a school that had a horrible tragedy

Because Mike is successful and he's an evil far right white supremacist, so that means anyone can do it?

Hogg needs to realize he was just a tool the left was using to spread their propaganda. Nobody wants to argue with a kid, especially given the circumstances.

But they have no use for him now, and it seems like he thinks he was being put on tv for a year because of his own, original, intelligent views

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hogg couldn’t possibly start up a small business AND be given his baloney degree at the same time!

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LesboPregnancyScare 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why does he think he's qualified to run a business? Why would anyone invest?

because hes being groomed by and supported by TPTB to be a political leader in the future.

Why would he be accepted to Harvard? His grades were not good enough on their own.

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ripley88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably the only white affirmative action student at Harvard.

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DebbieinDallas 3 points ago +3 / -0

He got accepted bec he cried and whined in public, and Harvard reversed their original reject decision

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

who do you think made it happen? you think if anyone, especially a WHITE MALE cried publicly about college rejection, the college would rescind it and accept him?

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DebbieinDallas 4 points ago +4 / -0

It happened bec of who he was and his spouting of gun control. He is a useful idiot to the communist agenda

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

TPTB made it happen because....

hes being groomed by and supported by TPTB to be a political leader in the future.

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Global_Tornado 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought this was a joke...

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LesboPregnancyScare 7 points ago +7 / -0

its interesting to me to witness, in real time, a future political powerhouse grow into that role.

  • He started as an attendee of a school that had a shooter.

  • Turned into a vocal teenage advocate for gun restrictions. [chosen by TPTB and supported by them and the media]

  • Was accepted to Harvard, not based on grades because his were not good enough. He was chosen [by TPTB to be accepted].

  • Started a grift company to compete with Mike Lindell [supported by TPTB, promoted by the media].

 

If he continues to play the game and stay on the path laid out for him by TPTB and doesnt screw up like Gretta, he will become a future political figure, supported by TPTB and the media.

And I know all of this because the media broadcasts his life. I dont seek out this information.

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IllIllIll 6 points ago +6 / -0

A life of lies, failure, and nepotism:

The true foundations of a future Democrat politician!

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

yep! the pillow cooperate grift will teach him how to grift money and how to cook books, also give him a public voice and experience as a "businessman" or something. Then he will be placed as the mayor of some podunk town, then maybe a larger town, then a bid for a senator/president... exactly like Pete Buttigeig. He is following the exact same playbook. Pete was also groomed to be where he is right now, Hogg is the exact same, only we are witnessing it in real time.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess there really wasn't much of a market for biteable pillows, maybe like 1% of the population.

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Ultrapepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pillow merchant vs pillow biter

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to see this comment and you did not disappoint 😉

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Oskar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Turns out there's easier grifts out there than starting your own business and putting in the work it takes to make it successful.

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Tenspot20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Total Failure

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giacomo 5 points ago +5 / -0

being a pillow biting soy boy doesn't qualify anyone to be a Pillow Tycoon King!

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Fuck_reddit34 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone registered that site yet?

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Forbidden_outcast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Also, looked at how he spelled insurrectionist. It’s f’ng hilarious

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Registered 5 points ago +6 / -1

This little Hitler-wannabe couldn't launch an Estes rocket let alone a business.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

He couldnt lift the battery

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Warboss_Squee 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Parkland Survivor"

Sure. He survived the the shooting the same way I survived 9/11. I wasn't there.

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Hudlum 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's a left leaning equivalent of my pillow? I don't mean a pillow company. But an openly left company which is small enough to compete with (so not Amazon or a tech giant) and in an industry as simple as selling pillows?

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sigint1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben and Jerry's?

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were bought by Unilever at least a decade ago. Always makes me chuckle when I think about leftards thinking they are woke by buying ice cream made by one of the largest consumer goods manufacturers in the world.

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Hudlum 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a good equivalent but food products are notoriously hard to get into, especially something like ice cream. The logistics involved with shipping and manufacture of perishable goods is a no go.

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motorheaD1340 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bad idea from the start. There's only one Pillow Guy and he's got both Trump and God on his side.

Maybe he should start a company that makes different flavors of soy milk.

He's a Faggot.

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TRUMPDADDY50 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair. David Hogg is an expert on pillows quality. He has been biting on pillows for many years now.

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got a my pillow it’s very nice

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PocketPosse 3 points ago +3 / -0

The left complains about nepotism, but can you think of any greater injustice than the fact that David Hogg will probably be grifted enough money to fail professionally for his whole life?

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is better off starting a My Dildo company

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ENTP 3 points ago +3 / -0

thats a weird fucking face man

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moonsugarlilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://imgur.com/a/xuqEHIT

Not saying it's him,
but isn't this a very strange likeness w supposed San Dee Hook bang bang boy?

(´⚆ ⌓ ⚆`🌺)

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ENTP 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very slightly less crazy looking.

It's almost like each feature of his face on its own, nose, jaw line, chin could be from a good looking face, but all put together it just has a very strange mismatched thing going on, the top half of his face looks like a different size face from the bottom half of his face.

Put that all together with his retarded brain and facial expression. Very punchable.

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

MyPillowBiter

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residue69 3 points ago +3 / -0

tweeted as a joke by Hogg’s partner, software developer William LeGate

Pepperoni nipples!

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Induceddrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turns out bite resistance isn’t a great marketing feature in pillows

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icockmyglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

The "There I was" pillow from David Hogg. Guaranteed to bitch and whine while you try to sleep about the guns in your gun cabinet.

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PodunkTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Hogg Pillow is probably just a sack full of pig shit.

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songman727 2 points ago +2 / -0

he needs to shove one of his pillows up his ass, and leave it there till he explodes.....

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Cmchn 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Inserectionist"

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harvard will do that to you.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably biting a pillow somewhere right now ...

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

His company has a special niche- bite marks are embroidered into the pillow case offering functional monogram patterns.

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sorrytodisagree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me guess. His company made big black bodypillows for lefty cucks' "girlfriends" to snuggle?

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mclsusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unlike the pillow guy, the don't love their product, and they didn't do it alone. He'll never rise to the level of Mike.

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HorribleDeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out there’s just not that many people that need their pillows to hold up to biting.

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Chad_Dudebroski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Personally, i wouldnt want a pillow from a guy who probably humps one alone every night

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p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gee, go figure starting your own company actually takes a lot of hard work, money and dedication!

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

The saddest part, which isn't being discussed, is he survived this mishap, like he does all the other mishaps, that happen's in his life.

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justwow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because business is haaaard!

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Wintergreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Below average intelligence, lack of discipline and no talent won't get you very far.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this going to be related to the ridiculous "iPillow" commercial I saw recently?

Some condescending SoyBoy in Jack Dorsey costume was the pitchman, pushing a weird pillow-cube designed to appeal to sedentary Leftists (for sleeping wherever the desire hits.) All of the extras were young "diversity" or slacker types, except for one older neckbeard (who was either a female identifying as male, or just a typical faggot trying to corn-hole the slowest/youngest member of the group as soon as the cameras go off.)

It was very strange, I honestly thought it was an SNL skit at first trolling Mike Lindell but it appeared to be a real ad for a real product (dubious or not.) Obviously it's trolling Mike Lindell (and us) so I will be interested to see if that was a failed ad for the attempted Hogg-wash pillow-company, or just some other wealthy Leftist stealing ideas again.

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably just another lefty money laundering scam anyway

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RampRat43 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, not too many people wanted penis pillows.

YEAH WHO SAYS!

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Trumpdidit 1 point ago +1 / -0

The saddest part, which is being ignored, for cancel culture reasons I'm sure, is the fact that he once again, survived a horrific event, the failure of his pillow show, I mean business. He seems to do that a lot, with all the mishap's that have endured his walk through the valley of his White Priviledge life living self.,