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Cuzyoudbeinjail 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm a direct descendant of a slave, with proof, but I have white skin, do I qualify?

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slytherin 11 points ago +11 / -0

The actor who plays Phil Dunphy on Modern Family is a descendant from a slave and her slave-owner. I wonder if he owes reparations to himself.

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Uncle___Rico 6 points ago +6 / -0

And if he doesn't pay up. He will burn his own house down.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't tell if you're making a joke, or just reading the BLM Playbook.

Plot Twist: They're the Same Picture.

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libman 2 points ago +4 / -2

All White people are descendants of slaves.

Slavery and serfdom were wide-spread in Europe for thousands of years.

People who have the LEAST amount of slavery in their history are Sub-Saharan Africans. They had no organized agriculture (before Europeans arrived in South Africa), and thus very little economic viability for slavery - they all slaughtered each-other instead.

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Undo1913 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about descendants of black slave owners? Will they be coerced to pay reparations or entitled to receive? Nothing will surprise me at this point.

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basedvirginian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blood libel is a beyotch

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slavery didn't solely exist in America ... lol seriously.

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basedvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

My ancestor was drafted straight off the boat from Ireland and ended up being a POW in Savannah, GA for a few years.

Can I just say my bloodline already did its part? Lol

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n3IVI0 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the reparations, you white devil. Because reasons.

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