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Im_shmmaaaaaat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Neither did the dude who's butthole got plugged

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Actually, Obama was excitedly awaiting his daily butt splooging.

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ReticulatingSplines 4 points ago +4 / -0

From none other than Pete Buttigieg.

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JimzeBMk1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pete’s a good suggestion, but what about Big Mike?

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh noes, gender fluid

>Don't get any on you!

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

He still misses Reggie Love. Even the boys in "Rev." Wrights basement still make Obama's eye's glassy.