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ModernDayMao 18 points ago +19 / -1

Get them addicted to the honey dick then tell them you’re going to leave them if they don’t donate to Trumps PAC.

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basedvirginian 8 points ago +8 / -0

You’re an evil genius.

Have my updoot, you’ve earned it 😂

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FireCrotchPsaki 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember back in junior high when you'd argue with friends which one you'd bang first? I still say baby spice cuz I'm a sucker for blondes. Plus she probably gives the best head

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

ginger and baby on top of fucklist or gtfo

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FireCrotchPsaki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Posh would be fun too. She seems the most kinky

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tucker2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

twat's face would break if she attempted a smile

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

tru

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MidMOPatriotMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amen. MAGA ladies are so much better.

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, are blacks supposed to be scary cause they cause more crime?

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basedvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t mention table 43 unless you want to be really scared

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basedbusdriver 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to be a big name talent agent, movie producer or politician's son.

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tentigers99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lib women don't look that good. They got Maga women for the meme who had NO IDEA that bs was gonna be on there.

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CensoredByMarxists 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not what most of them look like.

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BoerboelMummy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never stick your dick in crazy boys, EV. ER.

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be honest I never understood the song. Get with my friends? Lady, you're telling me I have to bang all of your friends and then you're the final boss? WTF?

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k_the_c 1 point ago +1 / -0

thunderous applause

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Projectedsoulimage [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. If a girl starts getting her guy to hang out with the other girls, chances are he'll dump her for one of them and screw up the friendships

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RampRat43 1 point ago +1 / -0

WH LET THE DOGS OUT -WHO WH WHO

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k_the_c 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back when women didn't have 5 visible tattoos.

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techCEO4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve dated a lot of liberal women (I lived in San Francisco and had no other option). It’s horrible. Their idea of what a relationship is is beyond fucked up these days. It’s more like slavery and abuse.

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America_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you mean they treat their boyfriends like dirt, or like it when their boyfriends treat them like dirt?

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Jack_HinsonTN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too old, Michael Jackson, Hunter's dead-eyed Ukrainian hooker, Blow-up doll, and Crazy Eyed Reeeee Machine.

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Food4thought 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can get liberal women all day long if you have: A) have fuck you money, B) the right skin color and good game.

The cucks and simps are literally setting the bar for everyone else. Call them out - openly and loudly.

"You did what?! OMG you are a pussy."

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

Forget the lib, Democrat and leftist wanna be women go out and get a real women

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Divorce rates in red states are about the same as blue states good luck

"best state" Florida still has lifetime alimony last I checked