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Basedcubandude 11 points ago +11 / -0

He’d become a successful democrat politician.

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KangKong 7 points ago +7 / -0

He would be canceled by Democrats because he wasn’t jerking off to transexual child porn.

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PerchingEagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, he walked in the theater & said, "I'm a wonderful guy"?

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Society was ready hang him up by his toenails for that. Barely even reported on the 8th grade teacher that started whackin' off in front of his students in the virtual class a couple weeks ago.

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left would fight like hell to un-cancel his gay oppression, if they could go back in time.

If he didn't get caught jerking-off in public, he could have made a few more movies.

A very odd little man, but funny as hell.

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boreal_storm 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd me made Minister of the Arts under the Biden regime.

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Esco152 2 points ago +2 / -0

every.single.time😅

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Doc57 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cabinet Position HHS?