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cookiesforsale 22 points ago +22 / -0

Because he's a little kid toucher probably... Doesn't want his ass to get beat until he's a pile of mush.

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Trilby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Clearly this person lacks testosterone.

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Zskills 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah that chin structure is a dead giveaway. An entire lifetime of low T levels

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FUSnowflake 12 points ago +12 / -0

Looks like Shep Smith. 'Nuff said.

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1st_Covfefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ive heard of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth but this guy was born with a penis in his. You can tell by the vaginal orientation of his mouth.

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Ponycam 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because he's so desperately in need of it?

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DebbieinDallas 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can always tell real men from the eyebrows

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Incredulous_Hulk 5 points ago +5 / -0

This poor phagocyte was probably beat up too often.

Or not enough.

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Lurkermon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Adam Minter is a cool dude, his wife's boyfriend said so.

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AmericanBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a mouth that enjoys penises in and around it.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he were to suck on his milkshake too strong, his lower jaw would disappear

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B4size25paper 2 points ago +2 / -0

His face screams "James Alefantis".

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CmonGubMintGibMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

This faggots head is deformed... looks like an acorn.

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TrumpWinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

This little bitch is a guy you don't want to beat up with a one punch KO. This is a full mount ground and pound slow and painful beat down.

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Joshua55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eats copious amounts of soy products.

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Tweedlethree 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think having to fight in a war changes the perception of masculinity. Survival instinct kicks in and these mindless dumb ass's who have never experienced that terror are just useless talking heads. People like this will break and be no use to themselves or anybody else.

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AmagingGrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fag

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason probably has to do with sodomy. Now, that's just my opinion, so, I won't swear to it.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

He cant compete.

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RampRat43 1 point ago +1 / -0

OH GEEEZZZZ I JUST CAN'T SAY ANYTHING I JUST CAN'T, LET ME THINK ON THIS FOR A WEEK. MAYBE THEN!

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TheUpsetter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like Wormtounge from LOTR

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Former_Libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tomorrow's dumbbell curls just got 10 lbs heavier!!!

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Pez2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who’s Dave’s brother? He must’ve fucked up somewhere!

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