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TraitorJoes 17 points ago +17 / -0

My girlfriend wanted me to take her to one of those places where they make the food right in front of you. Let me tell you she was not impressed when it was Subway.

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Verrerogo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well memed.

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EtRpatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't get it.

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snowypepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have you filled your tank recently?

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EtRpatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not at that gas station.

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Yeah I'm dumb. Got it now.

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steelywebb [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

also its a play on the jewelry store JAREDS commercials, (He went to Jareds).

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cause gas now costs an arm and a leg

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philnmdg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thatโ€™s funny. Thanks for the idea!

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Taz32809 3 points ago +3 / -0

That looks like a BP. Have bought fuel from them since they lied their asses off about the leak from deep water horizon. I also haven't spent a dime at Citgo when that fuckmook Chavez laid into Bush. Sorry about that last one, but at the time I was young and didn't know better. I know now.

Florida pede, by the way.

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mrgreencard 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

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ZhouBai-Den 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it's pronounced, "Fillepes soixante-six"