At work debating stupid shit, conversation goes on and moves to Biden. I ask how do you feel that Biden is airstriking Syria? Two of them said
DEMOCRATS ARE ANTI WAR... NICE LIE BRO
I laughed in their fucking face, brought up the NYT article of Biden dropping drones on Syria and they looked at me and shut the fuck up. No one tried to refute it. One even said, "I need to stay away from you Nick, you got me changing my mind". I chuckled.
Don't fucking be scared. OPEN YOUR MOUTH. THIS ISNT ABOUT YOUR JOB, THIS IS ABOUT YOU FUCKING COUNTRY FAGGOTS. START ACTING LIKE IT.
"But MUH FAMILY, I NEED JOB TO SUPPORT FAMILY."
Have fun supporting your family when the country is in literal flames with absolute Venezuelan hyperinflation you selfish idiots.
I don't print up any party when talkin about it. I start the pitch with my condensed purple theory (European monarchy banned the masses from wearing purple back in the olden days as it was the color of Royalty but relied on the peasants to make said purple dyes because it was a disgusting and unsanitary trade even back then. I digress. Blue and red make purple. Actions of one party benefit all parties every four years to the detriment of all supporters both blue and red.). Gets the noggin joggin. Wait a bit to simmer, approach with spicier topics later when the doubts set in.