I propose we begin ‘Operation Dildo’. It works by finding businesses/companies that are acting aggressive with mask compliance or other absurd requirements, and walking in while giving them a chance to allow you to shop without harassment. Upon said harassment, promptly leave, and apply a suction cup dildo to their storefront, preferably with a mask (or several) hanging from it. It’s about sending a message.
EDIT: changed “note or a picture of a sheep attached” to “with a mask (or several) hanging from it”. Other grammar corrections have been made.
Use Gorilla Glue!
Nah, you stick the dildo on with a bunch of masks hanging from it with a sign that says FREE MASKS. The closer you can get it to the MASKS REQUIRED sign, the better.
Since they're not considered enemies of the State, I was hoping we could just co-opt Antifa and BLM and shop the way they do.