I propose we begin ‘Operation Dildo’. It works by finding businesses/companies that are acting aggressive with mask compliance or other absurd requirements, and walking in while giving them a chance to allow you to shop without harassment. Upon said harassment, promptly leave, and apply a suction cup dildo to their storefront, preferably with a mask (or several) hanging from it. It’s about sending a message.

EDIT: changed “note or a picture of a sheep attached” to “with a mask (or several) hanging from it”. Other grammar corrections have been made.