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MindsetRoulette 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kentucky. Vietnam guerilla warfare with moonshine fueled redneck, mountain people even Kentucky won't fuck with, and endless caves possibly filled with Goblins.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 12 points ago +13 / -1

Heavily armed inbred militants. High on ginseng and drunk on white lightening...

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Sphinx3peat 17 points ago +18 / -1

Backwoods Kentucky folk are actually extremely nice people. If you’ve ever traveled the small towns south of the Mason-Dixon, you’d know.

The inbred bullshit is Democrat elitist propaganda meant to alienate and denigrate fine Southern folk.

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Darksbane 16 points ago +16 / -0

shhh, the people that don't know this already are ususally the people we dont want around these parts.

Nothing to see here folks, we are all actually inbred hillbilly skunk eatin monsters. Y'all stay far away.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inbreeding is a muslim thing

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I worked construction for quite a few folks in Harlan County. Some of the nicest people I've ever known, and definitely people I would NEVER want to mess with. Also, they don't have much, but they have a lot of pride. Our organization tried to do repair work as charity for people, but everyone refused. They wouldn't take hand-outs. We changed things so they paid for the materials, and people signed up, and made sure everyone on site KNEW they were PAYING for this. Never had the time to go hunting with any of them (and was asked quite a few times) and wish I had made time.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

and endless caves possibly filled with Goblins.

Is that a reference to the movie "The Descent"?

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MindsetRoulette 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, there's a lot of urban legends about Kentucky Goblins

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dick "the dick who has a dick" Levine objects.

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Isaiah53 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here in the Tennessee hills, but meth-fueled and born with a hunting rifle in their hands.

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EtRpatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Truth is I imagine the last thing they say before bullets fly is "wow it's really quiet all of a sudden"

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Voiceofreason72 8 points ago +8 / -0

All the trees whisper around here.

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RedFoxOnFire 8 points ago +8 / -0

Better "Country Roads" than "Dueling Banjos".

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Jack_HinsonTN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Us Tennessee folks prefer a different tune:

"I learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't you know...

You better stay away from Copperhead Road."

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borscht-nazi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sierra Nevadas and the foothills checking in.

Idk what our hills, rock piles, oaks, and ancient redwoods would sing tho... nothing them fuckers would like to hear, for sure: https://www.google.com/maps/@37.9472428,-120.4592567,64946m/data=!3m1!1e3

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AlabamaSlamma 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the Sierra Nevadas the last thing gun control agents would hear is the click-click-click of a pocket butane torch and the quiet draw of the meth pipe before the racking of a bolt action California compliant AR-15.

Still, they'd get it done.

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borscht-nazi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Possibly... It's a scary place if you don't know it. Coyotes, pigs, and bears don't leave much on the ground either.

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +3 / -1

I miss living out there

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borscht-nazi 5 points ago +5 / -0

On acreage, it almost feels like you are still in the USA...

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aww, I just noticed -- you are following me, bitch.

Idk wtf

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vegeta_ban 2 points ago +2 / -0

What?

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly haven't a clue... Sorry, I think I was a bit drunk.

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vegeta_ban 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries

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TheUsurper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their disadvantage is that they live in their D.C bubble and I doubt these things even cross their minds. It’s easy to fortify a city full of leftist sympathizers. This country is huge and full of “enemies”.

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Purple_Drank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just a reminder... when they come, they will not come during the day. They will come at night where they will have the tactical advantage. You will be awoken by your front door being kicked in followed by a flash bang.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have SOPs. SOPs are (somewhat) predictable. They will kick in the door, so you secure the door, etc. Here's a good video on that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYS72a1LF1E

Relevant part begins 9:20, but watch the whole thing.

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coiffuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love when there are already video on how to fix a problem I never knew existed... thanks.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy to help.

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Whoistruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deliverance...dueling banjos...

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Life ain’t nuthin’ but a funny, funny riddle

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pbarnett865 1 point ago +1 / -0

People have been disappearing for centuries in those mountains.

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ChinaFlu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take me hooooome

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