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hillarysdildont 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chum the moat! While they’re trying to figure out how to get past the river of glowing reptile eyes, that’s when the snakes get working.

The US Army stopped chasing the seminoles when they took cover in the Everglades. A hungry gator will attack when provoked but venomous snakes don’t give a fuck.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a cute practice gator. Us Cajuns are usually up to a 6-8 footer by the time we're that old.

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Maxdady01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida Man gonna Florida!