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We dodged a bullet! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by upupandaway ago by upupandaway +2604 / -1
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deleted 52 points ago +52 / -0
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IamM 32 points ago +32 / -0

"Dammit, the virus has evolved from pawn to bishop. Quick, sanitize all of the dark squares!"

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Avykins 16 points ago +17 / -1

sanitize all of the dark squares!

Demokkkrats have been working tirelessly on that for 193 years now...

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they are not winning! Only 60% are whites now in the US. Imagine the joys that will emerge as it continues to decline! This is the noble Republican way, graceful decline.

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

The virus has always been a pawn.

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek~

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not any chess piece I know of.

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barney85 5 points ago +5 / -0

knight, two forward one sideways.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's still one sideway.

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pawns can move diagonal too 🧠 💡

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

I only go out to do stuff in daylight because it's most dangerous after ten or in government offices.as long as I only go to a big box chain before ten pm it's super duper safe almost like it's all made up bullshit

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wu flu is the look.....errr rook...