3412 “I’m sexually attracted you unicorns.” “You’re Unicorn gendered!” “I’m sexually attracted to robots.” “You’re robosexual!” “I’m sexually attracted to biological females that are feminine.” “Transphobe!” (media.patriots.win) posted 31 days ago by BidenSniffsLittleKid 31 days ago by BidenSniffsLittleKid +3412 / -0 81 comments share 81 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (81) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 48 ▼ – President_Elect_Marx 48 points 31 days ago +48 / -0 I could get with a robot if they looked like that blonde cylon permalink save report block reply ▲ 26 ▼ – WeaponizedSmirk 26 points 31 days ago +26 / -0 Six. Yeah, I could see that. I'm always worried that their robo-vaginas will go all haywire and mangling my meat, though. Like fucking a pencil sharpener. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – aKekabove 18 points 31 days ago +18 / -0 Still less pain than divorce court !! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – President_Elect_Marx 14 points 31 days ago +14 / -0 Six, yeah. What was the Sharon? Eight? I’d smash that too. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – zooty 4 points 31 days ago +5 / -1 I'd worry that the sex would be like the show. Starts great, meanders aimlessly in the middle and ends with a weak finish. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – RussianAgent13 5 points 30 days ago +5 / -0 And then you see Ronald D. Moore in the corner of the room holding a newspaper and nodding in approval. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Grunt422 1 point 25 days ago +1 / -0 Then you need to buy a marine battery. Maybe a solar panel on "her" back ! LOL. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – jubyeonin 3 points 31 days ago +3 / -0 Like that scene in Teeth but you yell out "VAGINA ROBOTA" rather than "VAGINA DENTATA". permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Rubicante 1 point 30 days ago +1 / -0 Uh oh. Flobot's broken. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 31 days ago +12 / -0 ▲ 10 ▼ – IamM 10 points 31 days ago +10 / -0 Futurama already did a PSA on it. Don't date a marilyn monroebot, or humanity is fucked. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – operation_eland 4 points 31 days ago +4 / -0 The question is: 1 $300 robot hooker or 300 $1 robot hookers. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Kweebecker 4 points 31 days ago +4 / -0 Electro-gonorrea, the noisy killer. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 31 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 10 ▼ – Nainya 10 points 31 days ago +10 / -0 "If you had to chose between sleeping with a feminist or a sex-bot, what color hair would you robot have?" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Grunt422 1 point 25 days ago +1 / -0 Hey, just buy an assortment of wigs. Then it's strange stuff every night. You can even go bald if that turns you on. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Quietam_Unum 2 points 30 days ago +2 / -0 If you're talking about Tricia Helfer, DAY-YUM, yes! (Treat yourself, look up Killer Women...) Edit to add: Helfer is right up there with the only "Peta" I like; Peta Wilson. permalink parent save report block reply
I could get with a robot if they looked like that blonde cylon
Six. Yeah, I could see that. I'm always worried that their robo-vaginas will go all haywire and mangling my meat, though. Like fucking a pencil sharpener.
Still less pain than divorce court !!
Six, yeah. What was the Sharon? Eight? I’d smash that too.
I'd worry that the sex would be like the show. Starts great, meanders aimlessly in the middle and ends with a weak finish.
And then you see Ronald D. Moore in the corner of the room holding a newspaper and nodding in approval.
Then you need to buy a marine battery. Maybe a solar panel on "her" back ! LOL.
Like that scene in Teeth but you yell out "VAGINA ROBOTA" rather than "VAGINA DENTATA".
Uh oh. Flobot's broken.
Futurama already did a PSA on it. Don't date a marilyn monroebot, or humanity is fucked.
The question is: 1 $300 robot hooker or 300 $1 robot hookers.
Electro-gonorrea, the noisy killer.
"If you had to chose between sleeping with a feminist or a sex-bot, what color hair would you robot have?"
Hey, just buy an assortment of wigs. Then it's strange stuff every night. You can even go bald if that turns you on.
If you're talking about Tricia Helfer, DAY-YUM, yes!
(Treat yourself, look up Killer Women...)
Edit to add: Helfer is right up there with the only "Peta" I like; Peta Wilson.