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Archdukeofevil 36 points ago +36 / -0

Man that cop singlehandedly kept the local donut shop in business. Glad he's gonna be okay. Would hate to see a local business go under.

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EllemenoP 25 points ago +25 / -0

IKR. I mean, God Bless him, but crying out loud we need some physical fitness standards for cops. The female cops are as bad or worse. It's ridiculous and embarrassing, like everything in this country.

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Luvs_2_Bop 17 points ago +17 / -0

Those extra pounds might have saved hin

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EllemenoP 8 points ago +8 / -0

Arguable. It'll be a while before he's up and jogging around though. All that fat around his middle is a ticking time bomb. Let's pray he resigns himself to a healthier lifestyle going forward. Life's a gift.

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goddamnhologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol, funny but prob true.

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p1smo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, at that size dude can't even catch his breath, let alone anyone that tried to run from him. Should be minimum state requirements and regular PT exams to keep that shit in check.

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