This is what happens when mommy and daddy indulge the Little Princess and Junior and make all the bad things in their perfect lives go away. Money cures many woes from big schnozzes to dust-ups with Johnny Law.

But we've gone as far down that path as possible. Now, their lives stand in opposition to our own. Who will win? Spoiled Boomer Brats or hard men raised as the butt of jokes and the root cause of all evil, according to Spoiled Boomer Brats?