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M'NYGA
KEK!
"with my patented proprietary fill system - you can snuff the life out of a tyrant in two minutes or less! And the best part - if the pillow goes flat, you just fluff it back up in the dryer! It's so easy!"
"My Pillow - it'll change your life. And the lives of those you snuff out with it!"
"But wait - There's more! My Pillow also makes a great silencer for small caliber firearms!"
GO MIKE GO!