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Army? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MartinLuther2 ago by MartinLuther2 +900 / -1
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KuzoKevin 99 points ago +102 / -3

"Become an Army Ranger. Kidnap a baby. Nobody will fuck with you."

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Barbs 152 points ago +152 / -0

Lol, I think you’re misinterpreting. They went for maximum accuracy here.

He was on a long deployment, and she was lonely.

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Trump2024 26 points ago +26 / -0

Jody was hitting that before private Smith even landed in theater. Don't ask how those bullet holes got into your Dodge Chargers fender or why the steering wheel smells like Kentucky Fried Chicken and weed.

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Curlybill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Been to ft hood have we?