I was at Portland airport when my surgical mask string broke waiting for my wife’s plane to land. Thanks to Xiao Bai Deng there are signs everywhere with mask propaganda and threats. I didn’t have much of a choice. I just let the good loop hang on my ear with the broken string dangling. if people were coming toward me I would grab the broken string and feign putting the mask over my face making the broken string extremely obvious. What can they do? Even if the cops came i had justification “i brought a mask it broke, who carries spares? My face was covered”.

For those of you not in commie territory realize every busy body NPC is hunting for free thinkers to tattle on. The normally impotent clerks are thirsty for revenge after a life spent in retail. I think this is our best option boys. Malicious compliance time for those of us trapped behind enemy lines patriots.