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BigFreedomBoner 301 points ago +301 / -0

I think women in combat is bad idea. But for a little perspective, if it were John McCain driving that tank, somehow he'd find a way to burn a few young sailors to death.

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Justjayce 87 points ago +87 / -0

That's a sick burn.

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mimefortheblind 30 points ago +30 / -0

no...but that was. Have an upvote.

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YourMamma57 41 points ago +41 / -0

I heard a soldier call females "field mattresses" once...

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HuntersCrackDealinHo 16 points ago +16 / -0

We had BAMs...Broad Ass Marines.

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wookiee monsters, Whoa man, walking matress. There is a long list of clever and accurate nicknames for the lesbians and slurs who join the corps

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Dialectic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because they are

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Konsaki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Deployment queens: females who are average at best at home station but become 'desirable' in the field cause of the M/F ratio. Usually sent home early due to suddenly turning up pregnant.

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Coast Guard calls them: “Boat Hot”

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kkthxk 40 points ago +44 / -4

Having women drive is a bad idea. Putting them in a tank is a disastrous one.

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TwitterIsTrash 22 points ago +23 / -1

I’m a good driver. In a car. But a tank? Absolutely not

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Comntrinchief 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure you are sweetie;)

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FarmerWithAPitchfork 13 points ago +13 / -0

hahahaha I am hard on brakes...and damn it does my truck find those potholes. Yup...staying clear of a tank.

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kkthxk 8 points ago +8 / -0

god bless. ;)

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NomadicKrow2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I need to see the auto accident rate in Saudi arabia

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GlobalUnity 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's all about perspective, the enemy is leading the USA to be more feminine to both increase the quantity while decreasing the quality.

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anon1011101 23 points ago +23 / -0

Women do not belong in combat roles, period. That includes policing. What they are doing to the military is fucking insane

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GlobalUnity 23 points ago +24 / -1

Women also do not belong in leadership roles in society. But it is where we find ourselves. Like I have said, I will not fight for this country until every last minority has fallen on the frontline to make up for the historical injustice of privileged white men fighting and dying in wars that created the civilized world.

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anon1011101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Almost every female leader I've had in my career was far less effective than their male counterparts. I work in the sciences (industrial research and development) where results matter and feelings mean zip

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yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Software dev used to be that way.

Used to.

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can concur in that when you stop for a second and reassess things, you really come to the conclusion that you simply cannot be as effective working with women, let alone being lead by them … not something I've really had to deal with. They are good at certain things and in particular settings, just like there are differences in general between people and among each sex, but what really drives me so internally irate, really, is this utterly insane notion that you have to act as if screw drivers are hammers simply because all screw drivers have to be hammers because hammers have been more useful … and you are left trying to build something by using a screw driver as a hammer while having to smile and act as if it is all ok … IT'S NOT FU**ING OK!!!

I have been thinking of maybe underwriting or funding or even starting some organizations to challenge the system, e.g., NAAWP or the Anti Defamation of Whites League, or White Entertainment Television, and starting a Historically White College and University organization, etc. … with the the first order of business being to sue the ever living shit out of anyone that steps up for racism and discrimination and hate speech etc.

We have got to grow some balls and go after these people.

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Politicalinmemeonly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope they belong in the kitchen kek

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befehlistbefehl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it a bad thing if the CCP wishes allow women to take up combat roles in their army?

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DonJr2024 -15 points ago +4 / -19

I disagree.

If a woman want to serve and wants a combat role and is better overall than some of the existing male personnel, she should be welcomed.

That former MMA, Mandolorian actress, (Gina whatever-her-name-is) would be way more kickass than the lower 10-20% of military personnel.

Edit: LMAO nice sexism boys. If a chick can kick your ass, on remotely equal physical grounds, and wants to patriotically defend the county, she should be allowed too. Especially considering that the military remains one of the better ways to get an education, good experience, and good benefits, etc. Plus the majority of roles no longer require physical combat. Half of the battles are cyber-warfare.

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anon1011101 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's not just about physical strength. It's about biological roles. Women in mixed combat units with men reduce group cohesion and effectiveness. Male instinct is to rescue a woman in distress. There was some story from Iraq about how a female soldier got lost and pinned down by fire and caused multiple casualties when the rest of the team tried to save her.

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IncorrecttAtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now this is very accurate, based on facts...not just opinion. u/DonJr2024, not everything is sexism. u/anon1011101 has the perfect comment regarding your opinion. True, there are women out there stronger than men, but throw a woman in a combat unit and there is a drastic reduce in the group cohesion, and the men will start constantly messing up.

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DonJr2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah that sounds like some real reddit-style psychology.

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IncorrecttAtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass...just maybe, you'd see the point he was making

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Curlybill 4 points ago +4 / -0

When its 3am and your stacked outside hadjis door ready to go in, i want the big scary ugly infantryman who will probably keep moving even if he takes a round in the plates there, not gina carxxxno. Some people are unstoppable when everything goes right, the infantry is supposed to be unstoppable even when everything goes wrong.

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DonJr2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yes that's what a typical day in the military is - midnight takedowns of bin laden.

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Real life is not a TV show, or an MMA ring for that matter.

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RocketSprocket 7 points ago +7 / -0

If RL were like any decent video game, that tank would have collected ammo and maybe a key or something when it touched the stand.

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BasedTemplar 4 points ago +5 / -1

What happens when she becomes a POW and is raped repeatedly by the enemy?

What happens when she gets killed by a stronger male enemy combatant?

What happens when she gets pinned under debris and can’t escape?

You’re essentially punching these girls’ tickets to hell.

Going to war is not a privilege or right, it is a necessary evil.

I’m at the age where if this was the 1940s, I could be storming the beaches of Normandy right now, and you want to send women into that shit? You’re out of your damn mind.

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DonJr2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

You guys are all retards. We are not in the middle of WWII. And even if we were, do you have any faintest clue how many women played key roles even if it wasn't storming the beach? Like relaying messages? Running assembly lines producing weapons and supplies? Typing letters of condolences to parents whose son died? Coordinating logistics? I have a relative that was in a dance troupe that entertained the troops (they didn't have netflix and ipads back then for their downtime). Have you ever read some of the resistance stories where women helped take down nazis and gather intelligence for Normandy?

Honestly you guys don't have a clue. You all think you're GI Joe, shooting bazookas all day long.

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BasedTemplar 1 point ago +1 / -0

And? Who says women can't do those jobs? Not me.

I have a relative that was in a dance troupe that entertained the troops (they didn't have netflix and ipads back then for their downtime).

...Right, not sure you want to include that in your description of the more noble things women have done to help win wars...

People have repeatedly stated that they want women in combat units ON THE BATTLEFIELD. That's insanity, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

My great-grandfather was a machine gunner in World War II. When he came back he was never the same.

People want women to go through that? I repeat, you're out of your damn mind.

You all think you're GI Joe, shooting bazookas all day long.

You're a retard if you think that is what this is about.

War is hell.

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DonJr2024 0 points ago +1 / -1

You're dodging my point. There will not be battles like a machine-gunner in WWII fought. And even if there were, it doesn't mean (a) that there aren't still a million support roles needed by anyone who is dependable, and (b) that if a woman is so crazy as to want to be on the front lines, that it's the end of the world.

I'm not advising women to join and be first in line at the next real scene of warfare. But I'm not losing my fricken mind like you guys. Some serious threatened male ego in here.

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Sofaroff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone has messed with your head. Men and Women play different roles in life, and that is good and OK.
Look up how many women get preggy on the Navy boats. Men and Women in a mixed outfit is a disaster waiting to happen.

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DonJr2024 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'm not saying there should be zero consideration for how you mix men and women. But you're being a bunch of complete retards. If a woman is good at programming and they need a web programmer for their new site, and she wants the experience and education of serving, then who the fuck cares. That's an extreme example. There are plenty of ways women can take part in foreign operations. You guys act like every day there are 43000 troops pinned down by enemy fire as part of an 8 year war on multiple fronts.

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Trump2024 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good ol' Wet start McCain! Thank God his father was an admiral or he would have been feeding the fish.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

AFFF loved McCain.

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AsaNisiMAGA 138 points ago +138 / -0

It's like "Stripes" but without the funny.

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GoldenEarz 48 points ago +48 / -0

“Stripes” is still one of the funniest movies ever.

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AsaNisiMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

I want to party with you!

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TrumpsThrowaway 18 points ago +18 / -0

I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted

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45isthebomb 11 points ago +11 / -0

The ole Aunt Jemima treatment...

Or my fav.... BLOWN UP SIR!

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SpaFixr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I was a loofa!

So many fabulous 1 liners in Stripes.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call me Psycho

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Mavtx903 7 points ago +7 / -0

You call me Francis, and I'll kill ya

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SpaFixr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lighten up, Francis.

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stellamonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Private Ben-ya-min.

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Zhongda 84 points ago +84 / -0

Yeah, let me know when Minecraft happens.

I am sure the Armed Forced are a well oiled machine when it comes down to it but over the last week I have not been overly impressed.

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TexasPiper 81 points ago +81 / -0

They are quickly becoming combat ineffective, it is by design.

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Zhongda 44 points ago +44 / -0

At the rate this is going, I am waiting for blue helmets to start showing up here. Wonder what will happen then. Guess we will find out, only a matter of time.

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T-Bear 45 points ago +45 / -0

Blue helmets = target practice. Blue chest emblem = target practice.

UN troops here = invasion force.

Simple enough to understand. Anyone with even a passing knowledge as to what UN troops do to the civilian populations they supposedly "protect" understands this.

Anyone who thinks they are really "peacekeeping troops" is flat out gullible and naïve.

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Zhongda 6 points ago +6 / -0

And again, when they arrive. It will be interesting to see what happens.

Many theories to craft. I "think" I know how well that will go down.

But, do I? Or even we? Let's find out.

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T-Bear 8 points ago +8 / -0

True. We don't know yet how it will pan out.

Thy could just keep these UN "peacekeepers" to the big Blue cities, where they are "safe" and plenty of prey. Much like the Muslim "refugees" in Germany, France, England, and Sweden.

Should those "peacekeepers" find themselves going to the countryside, I think there'd be quite a few people exercising the no bag limit on blue helmets thing...

I could be wrong. We'll see how far down the cuck hole America has gone.

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Zhongda 6 points ago +6 / -0

In four years I figure many of those questions will be answered, indeed.

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T-Bear 6 points ago +6 / -0

I say within 2 years. But I could be wrong.....

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rufrignkidnme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure I'm not the first to have the idea, but I'm going to print some blue helmet, UN insignia as targets and take them to the range.

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jerrycan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao! 6000 illegals a day but we are gunna start shoot UN troops. Ooooookay

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T-Bear 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't see you loading up your Minecraft game and heading for the border, do I?

That's the thing with illegals - they don't come with pre-made targeting. UN "peacekeepers" do.

The only way to catch the illegal coming across...is to catch them coming across before they get "processed".

Once "processed", they have full access to the US taxpayer's wallet for everything they need.

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jerrycan 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh, the old 'what are YOU doing about it' argument. Someone made a good meme for this. Wish I had saved it.

I'm not the one crying about it. Just offering solutions.

I also think it would be pretty easy to identify illegals walking accross the border though maybe I'm wrong lol

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

waiting for blue helmets to start showing up here. Wonder what will happen then

I'll be building a Jersey wall in my front yard with blue helmets slightly blood stained but as good as new.

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randomusers239874 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eh, most of the UN fighting force is US troops. They're never coming here. The paper tiger's goal is attrition, because even in a weakened state we'd win any conflict on our soil.

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Angerisagift 3 points ago +3 / -0

It always surprised us how quickly something can call apart, but it shouldn't be the least bit surprising even as it breaks our hearts.

Entropy. Things fall apart.

And the quickest way to destruction is deliberate.

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ZeroG1515 12 points ago +12 / -0

I left the military because of the way it was ran under Obama, a bunch of limp noodles. I wanted to serve my whole life, but I could only do 30. I didn't re-up after my four year term because of the failure of the military to actually be a military.

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JuneofOz17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for your service.

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ZeroG1515 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you.

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Wcvarn 82 points ago +82 / -0

This looks like some third world military.

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motm2012 22 points ago +22 / -0

So true it hurts. This is beyond embarrassing 😑

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MustangManny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to ask if this is real US military or a 3rd world country? Serious question. The whole atmosphere down to the stage looks cheap.

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GlobalUnity -1 points ago +4 / -5

Yeah, this looks like Asians. Probably Singapore maybe Indonesia.

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ZeroG1515 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is actually in Aussieland. Lavarack Barracks 2nd Cav

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NotProgCensored 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even worse. Aren't they supposed to drive in the left lane?

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Siteless_Vagrant 53 points ago +53 / -0

This is great. The internet is about to be flooded with pics and vids of chicks in uniform fucking up.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 24 points ago +24 / -0

And then the bad women drivers vids

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Christineblaseyford 9 points ago +9 / -0

And then "mom reflex" videos

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are great! Dad reflex videos, too!

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

And trannies twerking on the turret of an A1 Abrams tank

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becky21k1 38 points ago +39 / -1

I guess they need to watch more Girls und Panzer, or whatever that anime is called

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

They make Tank Girl look like a full-on Navy SEAL

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Trump4allz 33 points ago +33 / -0

Gurl Pawur

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E-dantes 33 points ago +34 / -1

So what is worse: tank crew hits podium, or leadership just stands there in harm's way like idiots while it happens?

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T-Bear 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes.

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cryptoa 6 points ago +6 / -0

WEll if they would have gotten out of the way then they would be sexist.

Better to get run over and pretend everything is allright then be thought of a sexist misgoynist transphobe homophobe raycist.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone updoot this guy!!! I have but one updoot to gib!!!

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jeffj95 33 points ago +33 / -0

They're gonna be replaced by a fleet of Priuses equipped with a trans flag and dildo launchers.

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +4 / -1

They don't need and can't afford tanks. They are not the Army.

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Anaconda -1 points ago +2 / -3

With a multi trillion dollar budget what you say is laughable.

You are right. They no longer need tanks when all they need are dildos and butt plugs

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ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

With a multi trillion dollar budget what you say is laughable.

Do you know how little of that goes to the Marines? Seriously, that's the biggest joke in the military, how little the Marines get. They literally get hand-me-downs from the Army (like their tanks). The Marine Corps is tiny. Their mission is being reigned back in to what they exist for: beach landings. MBT's like the Abrams cannot do beach landings on anything but large hovercraft and giant ships that run ashore. So if you've already got that much security, it's because you already landed a considerable number of Marines, so you might as well just have the Army drive their much nicer tanks ashore at that point.

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Trilby 26 points ago +26 / -0

Lady soldiers, gettin' it DONE! Yeah.

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pushbackv2 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you have any issues with how we drive tanks, YOU'RE A BIGOT! Woo!

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carl_spangler 23 points ago +23 / -0

♪ Tanks For The Mammaries ♬

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dayd12134 18 points ago +19 / -1

I bet they were Asian women.

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ohwell316 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shirley Muldowney is the only woman that can actually drive. A quarter of a mile at a time.

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T-Bear 6 points ago +6 / -0

And in oval laps....

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ZeroG1515 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aussies

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dayd12134 7 points ago +7 / -0

What's the difference?

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ZeroG1515 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sadly, not much these days. Western nations are committing culture suicide by letting leftists and progressives to grab all the power levers

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inglorious 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes me think of a Family Guy episode I saw a long time ago. Asian woman driving in traffic and just starts yelling "I coming over now, everyone move out of way cause I not look where I go." Something like that.

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boreal_storm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asian women texting while driving.

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Tenspot20 18 points ago +18 / -0

What a fucking failure! God forbid our actual enemies sees this mess!

-America-

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NotDangerousGame 15 points ago +15 / -0

Women drivers, am I right fellas?

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Mikesummer333 10 points ago +10 / -0

As a combat tanker prior to females being allowed into armor ... fucking LOL!!! Jesus help us

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M1A2Gunner 6 points ago +6 / -0

How much you want to bet the driver was looking for the rear view mirror to put on her makeup?

That joke never got old.

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Mikesummer333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol yep. And was that a main gun salute over the right front fender? Never seen that before

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M1A2Gunner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dyslexic gunner.

Like. Which way is left again?

Like, totally think we should point the big gun thingy at the General!

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TrumanBlack 9 points ago +10 / -1

Is this how they will destroy the patriarchy ? Is this feminism? Is this rape culture? Is this toxic femininity?

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loveshock 12 points ago +12 / -0

::Shuffles deck of cards::

White supremacy!

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NotProgCensored 6 points ago +6 / -0

Weird how that card comes up damn near every time.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me wonder what the actual problem is.

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randomusers239874 2 points ago +2 / -0

Usually what you want to do is exactly what they're accusing you of doing.

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loveshock 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's weird you think there's any other card in the deck!

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FuckGovernment 8 points ago +8 / -0

At this point, I'd welcome a mainland invasion under the agreement that invading forces murder everyone in Washington D.C.

Then Patriots can handle things from there.

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mytummyhurts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet they make great woke tiktok videos though

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DeplorableSpic3 8 points ago +8 / -0

#nottheonion

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Smellmyfinger 7 points ago +7 / -0

Back in the day if you did that to a general that would be a guaranteed article 15 and a massive reaming out. Why do I think that won't be happening?

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GarudaDarkblack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just wait until they start using those maternity flight suits.

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ArtistWarrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

WTAF are girls doing driving a tank?

We are truly and absolutely fucked.

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FuckGovernment 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why does a twitter link have 372 upvotes?

Stop sending web traffic to the websites of our enemies.

Imagine if a demoKKKrat internet forum sent people to Fox News all fucking day.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

use nitter mirror.

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ShadowyMrBlank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stunning and brave.

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kt524 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am the very model of a Modern Major General

I tolerate tank drivers who are women and they're terrible.

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Boruzu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t this happen in Stripes?

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zentoco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blown up, SIR!

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol!

Womyn should not be in combat. I don't care what Israel does.

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BiteMeMarxist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moron tank commander just stood there and watched it happen...

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Lonnie62 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make up and driving don’t go well together!😂

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zentoco 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder how fast the blaming started. It was probably racist too that a woman driver crashed...

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Pumpitrealgood 3 points ago +3 / -0

at least they drive a car better, wait a second

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Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there any kind of official source on this "all female crew" thing? All I see is a tank, I cannot detect the genitalia of the occupants.

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BrewSwillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Story just says 2nd Calvary, somewhere in Australia. More fake news.

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Drinkup4 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was sure this was going to be a Babylon Bee.

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs faster WIFI and Facebook access inside. Get a full tread up on the podium.

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Omniwulf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually it was the TC who caused that wreck. "much worse then the driver who got blamed" The Commander of the tank had the gun to the right which connected. It was the TC who ordered the driver to Turn at the point it did down the field which lined the barrel up with the stage. All blame goes to the TC. not the tank driver.

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Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an "interesting" angle to set that turret. Maybe she was sending a message to her boyfriend?

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mainsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Competency actually does matter, who would have ever though?

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BerettaStroker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Way to validate every single "female driving" complaint meme out there, LOL!!!!

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FoundingFajas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the tank identified as a podium?

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, they're not used to having erect things dangling out in front like that.

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Donkeyballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t worry. They’ll protect us.

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Desktop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Graduation day!

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offsubject 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a tank fight, the female loader will have to pick up five 90lb shells per minute or her and the whole crew dies in a fire.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +3 / -1

Women drivers....

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the new pregnancy seats and maternity ward they installed in them.

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Yaemz123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm seeing a women=bad drivers lesson here...

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PieceOfParchment7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahaha, they tried to stick it to the Major General.

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Kenrailae 2 points ago +2 / -0

well, they're not used to having to monitor where their gun is pointing.

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Politicalinmemeonly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Must of been an asian woman

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