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Pride Skittles 🤣 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by GarnetDragon ago by GarnetDragon +1378 / -1
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WenOli311 48 points ago +48 / -0

Their all WHITE! No one is going to buy racist skittles! 😂 they didn’t get the memo that white isn’t in anymore

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TomWolfsTinyDick 47 points ago +48 / -1

I like it, "White Pride" Skittles. It's about time they pay tribute to the greatest race to ever walk the earth.

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WenOli311 16 points ago +16 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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TurdSammich 8 points ago +8 / -0

S is for supremacy. These are white supremacy skittles.
Skittle me timbers!

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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Ben45 8 points ago +8 / -0

i think this was during pride last year

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WenOli311 5 points ago +5 / -0

Better One fren, when ya see those BLM ppls screaming in ppls faces hand them a bag of skittles 🤭 tell them to have a bright day!

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AtticusDenzil 4 points ago +4 / -0

maybe skittles is mocking the woke and we missed the joke?

quality trolling

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GarnetDragon [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂 Lovin' that rhyme you got there, fren!

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TheSleepingPresident 33 points ago +33 / -0

Skittles self owns. lol. They are right though. Only one rainbow matters.

Genesis 9:12And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:

13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:

15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.

16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.

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ColonelTravis 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m beginning to think that it may be about time to let God off the hook, for that promise.

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IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need. He has another promise of an impending fire judgement to cleanse the earth that looms before all those who reject Him. As the silversmith scoops away the dross blanketing the silver until he can see his reflection, so shall our God wipe the earth of it's sin and curse until it once again reflects His image perfectly. Just the thought of this excites me!!

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gamephreak5 1 point ago +1 / -0

God said He wouldn't destroy the earth with water anymore, but He didn't say anything about fire! 😉

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WiseGuyIsADick 3 points ago +3 / -0

All the color spectrums of light together make white light.... The flag being a rainbow---> United they make white :)

It's so smart that it came out dumb 🤣

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ObamasLooseButthole 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hell yeah, Skittles! White Pride!

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ravioli_king 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you see SS everywhere, you're either a SS or paranoid. A cigar is just a cigar.

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RuleoVicus 16 points ago +16 / -0

I recall someone being called a NAZI for having 88 in their username.

Was their birthdate.

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RiverFenix 10 points ago +10 / -0

8 is the H in alphabet and 88 is Heil Hitler, JEEZ how can this not be clear as day to everyone?!?!?!

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AtticusDenzil 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh damn what should they put down as their birthday instead?

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dukeofdoorcounty 10 points ago +10 / -0

A tribute to Michael Brown if there ever was one.

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ChadRudy 8 points ago +8 / -0

They say SS because they are celebrating Super Straight Pride! Finally true inclusion in the face of superphobia - Skittles is declaring that we are valid ⬛️🟧

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Tbaron 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skittles are racist.....promoting "White Pride".

OMG...these woke corporations are face palming.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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fac1 5 points ago +5 / -0

"PRIDE EDITION" ... "FAMILY SIZE"

But gay people don't have children...

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Might have to scoop some of these up if I can find them before they get recalled for being racist.

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AtticusDenzil 2 points ago +2 / -0

if you think about it, it's great marketing

they know what they're doing

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dixond 4 points ago +4 / -0

SuperStraight Skittles!

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pushbackv2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Black trannies- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's from last year. I hope they do it again.

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SecondProtectsFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would buy them just to offer people some “White Pride Skittles”

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

[Hunter whips it out]

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taste the Rainbow of White Skittles...lol

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tastes like girl-penis

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair it says SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

White Pride Skittles are going to be a collector's item.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Skittles.

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

White pride skittles lol

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dontdrinksoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't want gay food.

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Counterforce1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally buying white pride skittles

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s this OBSESSION with mentally ill people, such that it gives them an ENTIRE MONTH of worship, whereas our military get ONE DAY?

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micaarzur 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHITE PRIDE

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DudeNoOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shut up and take my money

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Intra 2 points ago +2 / -0

The rainbow is a symbol of the covenant between God and Man. They appropriated it out of pure degeneracy and spite.

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Basedsliceofwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they doing that this year as well?

We should be able to get them cancelled if so. Fight fire with fire until the plebeians start seeing the light.

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BC_Powder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoever made that comment in 4chan has a 180+ IQ, I'm sure of it.

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Dr_Pooper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can I get my special edition white pride Skittles? 🤣

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elitist_j3rk 2 points ago +2 / -0

if you remove color, they should be black. white is all colors combined

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rootGoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today has been unusually hilarious around here.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have bought this before!! When my kids couldn’t have food coloring. I threw away the bags though

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Kamekaze 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was from last year, but it's still hilarious.

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MAGAforDAYZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

So stupid..... you have a rainbow candy. no marketing necessary. Yet they change it to make White pride skittles. People are dumber than I thought.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

This just gets easier and easier :-)

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was last year. I'd dye if the did it again this year.

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DC_loves_little_boys 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahahaha

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

White is all colors of light in a spectrum combined.

Black is a lack of light.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +2 / -1

I get what they were going for, kinda, but still, wtf were they thinking? How did they think this was possibly going to work out?