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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cosmetic surgery is obviously the answer for all problems.

Anorexic girls shouldn’t get mental help, they just need liposuction.

Upset about your IQ? Just wear fake glasses and buy books that sound smart. You don’t need to actually read them, appearances are all that matter.

Eat too much soy and now your body struggles to produce testosterone? Don’t change your diet. Cut your dick off and own your newfound feminism.

Upset about being white? Just pretend your not. Blackface isn’t racist if it’s permanent. Just see Sean King.

Is that bridge rotting and no longer structurally sound. Just slap a fresh coat of paint on it and move on.

We love in a superficial world where surface appearances are all that matters. Reality be damned.