I’ve been waiting on the 18th wave for several months now. I’m told it could happen any day now. We should trust the science guise, surely the 53rd wave is upon us. The “super duper COVID” wave is inevitable. When the 104th wave of “super duper ultra elite COVID” gets here in two weeks we’ll realize that they were right all along and we should have flattened the curve. Death is to be upon us guise, if only we had worn 43 masks.