Reminds me of the joke - how do you spot the porn star gassing up his car (this was PRE-biden prices)? RIGHT before he finishes, he pulls it out and sprays all over the car. Tee hee.
All the kids are being taught to hate themselves to the point that they'll cover all their skin and disfigure their bodies in a feeble attempt to assuage the guilt.
ANCIENT joke. The guy (when train travel was still a 'thing') goes up to the ticket counter and looks at the cashier with the zeppelins behind counter nearly poking his eyes out and he stutters "um....two pickets to tits-burgh...i mean, uh".
His buddy tells him, "Oh, that's called a spoonerism -- like if you were so distracted you asked for your change in 'nipples and dimes.'"
"For example, I had a spoonerism this morning too. I meant to ask my wife for Corn Flakes and milk at breakfast... but what I really said was, 'You stupid whore, you've ruined my life.'"
In the 1970s they did make a hair dryer that looked like a giant pistol. I don't think it sold very well, or else there were complaints. Even in the 70s there were a few Karens.
Nice but get your finger off the trigger jeez
I doubt she gets too many unwanted advances.
accidentally discharges
Reminds me of the joke - how do you spot the porn star gassing up his car (this was PRE-biden prices)? RIGHT before he finishes, he pulls it out and sprays all over the car. Tee hee.
Tattoos on women are gross.
I wish women would stop doing it. Who teaches them that it is attractive?
I wish I could up vote you a million times.
All the kids are being taught to hate themselves to the point that they'll cover all their skin and disfigure their bodies in a feeble attempt to assuage the guilt.
The same people who teach them that masculine characteristics they find attractive will be attractive to men.
Glorious! ( . Y . )
Mega mommy milkers.
A cozy spot to shelter in place.
Nice Benelli. Terrible trigger discipline.
Wait, why Pittsburgh? I've lived there. It SUCKS.
ANCIENT joke. The guy (when train travel was still a 'thing') goes up to the ticket counter and looks at the cashier with the zeppelins behind counter nearly poking his eyes out and he stutters "um....two pickets to tits-burgh...i mean, uh".
The rest of the joke is...
His buddy tells him, "Oh, that's called a spoonerism -- like if you were so distracted you asked for your change in 'nipples and dimes.'"
"For example, I had a spoonerism this morning too. I meant to ask my wife for Corn Flakes and milk at breakfast... but what I really said was, 'You stupid whore, you've ruined my life.'"
HAW!!!
We still have some kind of nut cluster cereal for breakfast and my wife and I both refer to it as "nuthin' bitch."
Nuttin
LOL! Nasty.
In the 1970s they did make a hair dryer that looked like a giant pistol. I don't think it sold very well, or else there were complaints. Even in the 70s there were a few Karens.
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I am a simple man.
I like cars and hot women or guns and hot women
Perfect rack, no ink, trigger discipline fail. Needs more training. 9/10
In before someone mentions trigger discip...
Shit.
Imagine all the guys thats contaminated those waters though.
but look at that pair of grenades that she carries
You're back with the good stuff. Happy to see you old fren. Hope all is good in your irl. ❤
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