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Two Tickets To Pittsburgh, Please (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +288 / -2
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otistoole 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nice but get your finger off the trigger jeez

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BowelSharpton [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I doubt she gets too many unwanted advances.

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otistoole 16 points ago +16 / -0

accidentally discharges

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of the joke - how do you spot the porn star gassing up his car (this was PRE-biden prices)? RIGHT before he finishes, he pulls it out and sprays all over the car. Tee hee.

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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FuckGovernment 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tattoos on women are gross.

I wish women would stop doing it. Who teaches them that it is attractive?

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bobsurmom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could up vote you a million times.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the kids are being taught to hate themselves to the point that they'll cover all their skin and disfigure their bodies in a feeble attempt to assuage the guilt.

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SteelMongoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

The same people who teach them that masculine characteristics they find attractive will be attractive to men.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Maxdady01 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glorious! ( . Y . )

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Ridiculousposter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mega mommy milkers.

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Joshua55 6 points ago +6 / -0

A cozy spot to shelter in place.

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice Benelli. Terrible trigger discipline.

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TheNightJanitor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, why Pittsburgh? I've lived there. It SUCKS.

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BowelSharpton [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

ANCIENT joke. The guy (when train travel was still a 'thing') goes up to the ticket counter and looks at the cashier with the zeppelins behind counter nearly poking his eyes out and he stutters "um....two pickets to tits-burgh...i mean, uh".

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ZhouBai-Den 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rest of the joke is...

His buddy tells him, "Oh, that's called a spoonerism -- like if you were so distracted you asked for your change in 'nipples and dimes.'"

"For example, I had a spoonerism this morning too. I meant to ask my wife for Corn Flakes and milk at breakfast... but what I really said was, 'You stupid whore, you've ruined my life.'"

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0
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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

We still have some kind of nut cluster cereal for breakfast and my wife and I both refer to it as "nuthin' bitch."

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! Nasty.

In the 1970s they did make a hair dryer that looked like a giant pistol. I don't think it sold very well, or else there were complaints. Even in the 70s there were a few Karens.

https://img0.etsystatic.com/007/0/7047476/il_fullxfull.408412216_cvd4.jpg

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FuckGovernment 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a simple man.

I like cars and hot women or guns and hot women

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect rack, no ink, trigger discipline fail. Needs more training. 9/10

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Dallasguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

In before someone mentions trigger discip...

Shit.

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ColbyTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine all the guys thats contaminated those waters though.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

but look at that pair of grenades that she carries

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're back with the good stuff. Happy to see you old fren. Hope all is good in your irl. ❤

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

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