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Two Tickets To Pittsburgh, Please (media.patriots.win) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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ZhouBai-Den 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rest of the joke is...

His buddy tells him, "Oh, that's called a spoonerism -- like if you were so distracted you asked for your change in 'nipples and dimes.'"

"For example, I had a spoonerism this morning too. I meant to ask my wife for Corn Flakes and milk at breakfast... but what I really said was, 'You stupid whore, you've ruined my life.'"

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0
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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

We still have some kind of nut cluster cereal for breakfast and my wife and I both refer to it as "nuthin' bitch."

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0
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ZhouBai-Den 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL! Nasty.

In the 1970s they did make a hair dryer that looked like a giant pistol. I don't think it sold very well, or else there were complaints. Even in the 70s there were a few Karens.

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