More of a PSA I guess. I just had an ultrasound yesterday, biological male, needed to make sure I wasn't pregnant. Ok, I kid.
But honestly, one of the questions was did you get the Wuhan Red Death vaccine with three answers to choose from: Yes, No or I don't plan to get the vaccine.
it's a trap!
Just look them stone cold in the eyes and state in a robotic tone:
"This unit has been equipped with monitoring technology, yes. Beep boop."
I am sure that will go over well.