3100 The shot heard around the world. (media.patriots.win) posted 29 days ago by Ghostof_PatrickHenry (context) 29 days ago by Ghostof_PatrickHenry +3100 / -0 537 comments share 537 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (537) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 170 ▼ – deleted 170 points 29 days ago +170 / -0 ▲ 61 ▼ – RedPillMAGALegend 61 points 29 days ago +62 / -1 FUCKING LANDWHALE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin dyin right now lol well done fren permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 33 ▼ – Wrexxis780 33 points 29 days ago +33 / -0 It’s always a landwhale permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – RedPillMAGALegend 20 points 29 days ago +20 / -0 Lol just the term itself had me fuckin rollin. But hold on now is this a male landwhale, female landwhale, or an xlandwhale? 🤡🌍 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – SordidPontification 17 points 29 days ago +18 / -1 Did you just assume her immense girth couldn't capture every gender known to man in her gravitational field by assuming only three options? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – CommieCucker 4 points 29 days ago +4 / -0 It's a narlandwhal permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Jaqen 3 points 29 days ago +3 / -0 Xirwhale permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 A landatee permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Julius_Severus 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Physiognomy is real permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – kirovri 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Their life is miserable because they treat their body like shit, and instead of treating their body better the lazy cunts just try to make everyone else's lives miserable and keep eating all day. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – 793D 5 points 29 days ago +6 / -1 wow. First day on the internet or what... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Theannihilatrixx 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Wait until they hear that said landwhale is from Ham Planet! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Jaqen 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Hambeast permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – Fenuuk 0 points 29 days ago +2 / -2 lol these people are PATHETIC nobody will ever love a fucking fat stupid idiot like that not even blm soy boy faggots permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – HuggableBear 0 points 29 days ago +1 / -1 Hey mods, isn't there an age limit for this forum? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 23 ▼ – Nanogrip 23 points 29 days ago +23 / -0 She wears size parachute permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – ImVoting4Trump 10 points 29 days ago +10 / -0 One size fits most. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points 29 days ago +4 / -0 In X-Large permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – ColonelTravis 3 points 29 days ago +3 / -0 The one that they used on the space shuttle. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SordidPontification 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Would she have to wear protective thermal tiles if, hypothetically speaking, they could find an aircraft capable enough for her to go skydiving? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Geyck 16 points 29 days ago +16 / -0 But be sure to wear a mask around her because you care about her health. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Peashout 4 points 29 days ago +4 / -0 Thought you were going to say "...because her's doesn't even fit over that fat ass face." permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – PepeSee 6 points 29 days ago +6 / -0 Pansexual permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 24 ▼ – stillbringingitback 24 points 29 days ago +24 / -0 Hamsexual* permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – I_Love_45-70_Gov 14 points 29 days ago +14 / -0 Size of a Vansexual. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ -1 ▼ – Fenuuk -1 points 29 days ago +1 / -2 comes with butter as lube permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – PepeSee 1 point 29 days ago +1 / -0 Just add blubber makes its own sauce permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 29 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Nameless_Mofo 2 points 29 days ago +2 / -0 Panpizzasexual permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – ColonelTravis 5 points 29 days ago +5 / -0 It’s Northern Virginia. The parents are 100% for it. permalink parent save report block reply
FUCKING LANDWHALE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin dyin right now lol well done fren
It’s always a landwhale
Lol just the term itself had me fuckin rollin.
But hold on now is this a male landwhale, female landwhale, or an xlandwhale? 🤡🌍
Did you just assume her immense girth couldn't capture every gender known to man in her gravitational field by assuming only three options?
It's a narlandwhal
Xirwhale
A landatee
Physiognomy is real
Their life is miserable because they treat their body like shit, and instead of treating their body better the lazy cunts just try to make everyone else's lives miserable and keep eating all day.
wow. First day on the internet or what...
Wait until they hear that said landwhale is from Ham Planet!
Hambeast
lol these people are PATHETIC nobody will ever love a fucking fat stupid idiot like that not even blm soy boy faggots
Hey mods, isn't there an age limit for this forum?
She wears size parachute
One size fits most.
In X-Large
The one that they used on the space shuttle.
Would she have to wear protective thermal tiles if, hypothetically speaking, they could find an aircraft capable enough for her to go skydiving?
But be sure to wear a mask around her because you care about her health.
Thought you were going to say "...because her's doesn't even fit over that fat ass face."
Pansexual
Hamsexual*
Size of a Vansexual.
comes with butter as lube
Just add blubber makes its own sauce
Panpizzasexual
It’s Northern Virginia. The parents are 100% for it.