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cjcivicx 19 points ago +20 / -1

That fucking blob needs to go to war on diabetes before she goes to war with people...

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whippeat 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’s already gone to war on her own pancreas and liver

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joke's on her, that badass motherfucker Mr. Pancreas doesn't fuck around! She'll lose a leg soon enough!

Hard to fight hopping around on an already atrophied appendage!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I give her a ham sandwich first?

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cjcivicx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heh... she might take the arm with it. Perhaps some sort of trebuchet delivery system for maximum impact!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was taking the Mama Cass approach .. that'd have to be one big ass trebuchet.

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TerraHertz 4 points ago +4 / -0

One more after dinner mint should explode it.

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's only wafer thin.

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can bet she won't choke on it.