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GodDamnedEngineer 121 points ago +122 / -1

MARGIRINE. THE BITCH RESEMBLES SOLIDIFIED OIL DOPED WITH YELLOW NUMBER SIX. EVEN THE FLIES WONT TOUCH HER. BET HER FAT ASS IS A FEMINIST.

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Yams_are_better 57 points ago +58 / -1

Stop this hateful speech, margarine is very useful and productive to society. Don't disparage margarine like that.

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TruthWillOut 76 points ago +78 / -2

Margarine is synthetic stuff that camouflages as something good, but will hurt you when you least expect it.

Go with the natural thing, butter.

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GuyWhite 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oleomargarine goes in shock absorbers, it’s not food.