2-4 lbs of chuck (however much you want, really)
Layer of mustard (trust me)
Thick layer of any bbq sauce (it might take the whole bottle)
4 eggs (stir, whisk or beat them as bad as Trump beat Joe)
Two cups of oats
Mix well, 380 or so degrees. Times vary so use a cooking thermometer because you're not an animal. Wonder what makes it a patriot meatloaf? It's because you made it. We need a cooking/food prep group.
Presidential banana split
A big yellow banana peeled and split down the middle
Two big ol' scoops of ice cream
Top with anything your heart desires because nobody gets to tell you how to live your life
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