Paddy irish man, paddy English man, paddy Scots man and paddy Welsh man were on a plane over the Atlantic on the way to New York.
The Captain comes on the intercom and says there's been a miscalculation with the fuel and we're loosing altitude, we've dumped all excessive weight but it's not enough and we need a brave passenger to jump out to save the rest.
Paddy Scots man stands up, walks to the door and says "ill do this for the pride of Scotland and jumps out. But two mins later the captain says its not enough we need another volunteer so paddy Welsh man walks to the door and says" ill do this for the pride of Wales and jumps to his death.
Another few mins pass and the captain says its still not enough were going to fall just short we need just one more brave soul.
Paddy English man stands up and walks to the door looks back and says "ill do this for the pride of.... But before he can finish paddy irish man runs over to the door and says No! I'll do this for the pride of Ireland and kicks the English man out the door.
Paddy irish man, paddy English man, paddy Scots man and paddy Welsh man were on a plane over the Atlantic on the way to New York.
The Captain comes on the intercom and says there's been a miscalculation with the fuel and we're loosing altitude, we've dumped all excessive weight but it's not enough and we need a brave passenger to jump out to save the rest.
Paddy Scots man stands up, walks to the door and says "ill do this for the pride of Scotland and jumps out. But two mins later the captain says its not enough we need another volunteer so paddy Welsh man walks to the door and says" ill do this for the pride of Wales and jumps to his death.
Another few mins pass and the captain says its still not enough were going to fall just short we need just one more brave soul.
Paddy English man stands up and walks to the door looks back and says "ill do this for the pride of.... But before he can finish paddy irish man runs over to the door and says No! I'll do this for the pride of Ireland and kicks the English man out the door.
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