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astralentity 149 points ago +152 / -3

Anyone who responds with "hurr durr they're trying to keep their passengers safe and blah blah" needs to be slapped hard across the face.

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leakmouth [S] 92 points ago +93 / -1

wErE aLL iN tHiS tOgEtHeR

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DrCowboyPresident 39 points ago +39 / -0

We're all getting fucked in the ass together, be a bro and take it for the team!

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Shroudedf8 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jfc, if I hear that over one more stores loudspeaker, I'm gonna go postal!

(Glowie disclaimer: it's hyperbole.)

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm gonna go postal!

So, you're never going to deliver my packages on time and also be illiterate?

Awesome! Lmao

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Isolated_Patriot 41 points ago +41 / -0

The typical response is "Hur dur, that's what you get for traveling during THe wORst PanDemIC EvAH!"

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Necrovoter 28 points ago +28 / -0

Is it too soon to start buying and selling Covid credits? Seems to me that someone wearing four masks would lower risks for everyone else, and be able to sell that offset to someone who didn't want to wear a mask.

What if the polar bears catch Covid? Covid Change is real! Won't someone think of the polar bears?

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Lila_Quartermaine 12 points ago +12 / -0

The same people who always wanted to control you because of Climate Change have now found so much more success in controlling everyone because of COVID

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BlaineBug 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spot on. This all for UN Agenda 21 and 30!

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the exact same playbook.

  1. Manufacture a crisis.

  2. Present solution that has little to do with crisis but grows government.

  3. Have experts and media sell it to the public.

  4. Profit.

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised the "Healthy at any size" crowd didn't get mad at the "flatten the curve" slogan.

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Isolated_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is it too soon to start buying and selling Covid credits?

Honestly, this is a good one. They either redpill about the carbon credit scam, or start pushing for covid credits...

They'd probably start pushing for covid credits.

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Barbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m cool with carbon credits if it’s on a global scale.

I’m totally cool with China and India paying us billions a year to buy our carbon credits because we’re one of the cleanest industrialized countries in the world.

China and India pollute on a scale that’s unfathomable, so strapping ourselves with a domestic carbon tax sounds like the idiot’s guide to going broke when they can pollute with abandon.

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froggos 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL That's brilliant.

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covfefe-time 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's soooo terrible that you may have had it already, but didn't know it. Or you had a couple symptoms that were gone in a few days.

Please, I've had 'the flu' years ago which knocked me on my ass and kept me out of work for at least a week or more, along with millions of others.

Did anyone start demanding people wear face diapers every waking moment???

No, because we're not dumb assholes and are not afraid to live our lives and take some responsibility for our own actions.

That's all this 'virus' has done, is created a ton of government dependent pussies who have lost any critical thinking skills that they had remaining, and made people think that MORE government intervention is necessary in our lives.

Soul-sucking Vampires.

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astralentity 7 points ago +7 / -0

worst pandemic ever, my ass....

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just slapped? The only good commie.....

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RonJoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone has a name and address

For some reason, when someone is being an asshole at work, everyone seems to blame the work, not the person.

While violence is permissible only in self defense, perhaps it can be effective to contact people at home to express your displeasure with their actions at work.

Everyone has a name and address.

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Racerx719 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always that one mother fucker on social media who has to do this

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Palmtrees 69 points ago +69 / -0

This is all political bullshit. You can be tested and the results show negative but 5 minutes after they swapped you .....you could be infected by someone. All complete bullshit and it should shock people how fucking stupid people are to continue to deal with this bullshit.

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HockeyMom4Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

The love the money$$$$

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

And what "science" was used to arbitrarily decide 24 hours was the magic number?

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Palmtrees 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can be sure those answers come from the Magic Eight Ball

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

"4 minute abs"

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Hades440 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I had to guess? It's because at one point it took 24 hours to get your results back so they picked that point so you'd have time to get it back before your flight. Then between really stupid people, tests getting faster, and the idea of the test not being a long term guarantee that you don't have Covid being spread more than it's being understood, that deadline just to have the results in time became a strict window during which the test must be taken.

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Libtardicus2 -5 points ago +1 / -6

Political or medical. I think it's an example of how much we actually know in the science of human physiology. It's safer to keep it locked down than to experiment recklessly. I believe it's less about how much politicians control and more about what each official individually believes. If officials arnt confident that everyone will get vaccinated or that their products will work then it's obvious to me that they wouldn't risk their necks by saying it's 100% safe.

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Manofmanytrades 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they lie constantly.

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Libtardicus2 -2 points ago +1 / -3

Of course they do. But I reckon that it's to cover their own ass rather than a huge government lead conspiracy. To protect themselves from legal action by a rich dem.

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PepeSee 21 points ago +21 / -0

YUP, and also that an obviously large percentage of the population has no common sense about any of it either. Whether it's masks don't actually work or the election was stolen and even if you think the right guy one that's still terrible because totalitarianism never ends well (even MAGA people who accept that somehow we just lost and we have to move on)...absolutely terrifying where we are at.

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BasedNtruth 10 points ago +11 / -1

Correct. It’s EXACTLY what the Russian and Chinese communists did. Got the low iq low skill people to enforce their rules, promoted them as true patriots and heroes to the republic.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey! That idiot kid who constantly fucks my order up at the fast food place and his friend who works at Kroger (and has no idea where anything is) are literal heroes! They are so selfless that they risk their lives daily, facing such perils as the common cold!

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Barbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the beginning though we were told a deadly virus was coming that could wipe out millions of people by last summer, but they were told they weren’t allowed to avoid it because they were “essential workers.”

I think it’s ok to make people heroes in that situation. But keeping up the charade once it’s obvious that this has been no worse than a bad flu season is where they are going wrong.

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Flightgirl1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Labeling some people/jobs "essential" was all part of their propaganda campaign. Why would a Walmart worker be "essential" while someone who works at a mom and pop store lose their job. It was over the top and ridiculous. Those essential nurses and doctors making tictoc videos because they were bored and most of the hospitals were empty.

Many, many doctors treating Covid patients bravely spoke out and were censored. Those whistleblowers are the real healthcare heroes.

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froggos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last Spring I modified my running routes just so I could kick over all of the "Thank you First Line Heroes!!! Teachers! Groceries! Nurses!" signs that popped up in my area.

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bigmikesballsack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow. Great observation - so true.

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leakmouth [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

What if the flight was early? Or delayed? Not even a 5 minute grace period? Outrageous

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 13 points ago +15 / -2

THATS where the outrageous line is? Not the part where a corporation backed by the government thinks it’s entitled to your private health info?

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BlaineBug 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's just asking, and he also makes a good point. Someone following "all" regulations would be booted for an early flight that they have no control over? I think not, for whatever reason.

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ProphetOfKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump admin issued hipaa wavers in regard to covid. Not sure all of the nuts and bolts.

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PlatinumFMorgan 24 points ago +24 / -0

Psychological training, in preparation for extermination.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup.

We're just in the early stages of all of this. Wait until you give up your guns.

I mean it wills till be tough. They've been training our military for two decades as an anti-insurgent occupying force. They feel well prepared to deal with American rebels. They'll just drone you.

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basedvirginian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Floridians aren’t sending their best to the senate, apparently 🥴

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0815 2 points ago +2 / -0

Less Tourists for Florida is their goal?

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Brendancs0 16 points ago +18 / -2

they turned the entire service industry into brown shirts for the new commie program

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Libtardicus2 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Nazi or communists? Isn't brown shirts a nazi thing? I thought communist wore red

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

brown shirts were nazi the youth block was commie

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Libtardicus2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh I see. Thanks for explaining rather than down voting

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Brendancs0 2 points ago +2 / -0

no problem man

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Belleoffreedom 16 points ago +17 / -1

The real question should be, "If you have not been tested, have you taken your zinc plus ionophore combination?"

Zinc 100mg plus an ionophore such as Quercetin or Hydroxychloroquine brings viral replication down to zero over the course of 3-5 days.

Our failure to deploy this information is criminal negligence on the part of our politicians and government.

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UsurperJoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Criminal disinformation

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GetMeOutOfNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

The real question should be "have you purchased a ticket?" If the answer is yes let me on the plane. Airports have no business telling me how I should be staying healthy. That's a job for my own personal doctor

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Manofmanytrades 3 points ago +4 / -1

That’s the other thing that’s BS. Aside from covid being a non issue, there’s great natural and allopathic treatments for it..they act like they don’t exist.

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commonflippinsense 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been taking Quercetin + zinc since last July. I am surprised that so many people are not familiar with the combination, and they're not interested in hearing about it because it didn't come from their squawk box. Yet they have no qualms about getting the vaccine.

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tholins 13 points ago +13 / -0

Welcome to the insanity of government bureaucracy! Isn’t it FUN letting it run your life?

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marishiten 13 points ago +13 / -0

Huh. Everyone else like outpatient surgeries and shit are 72 hours. Because sometimes the lab is late or something gets delayed or a snag comes into play.

24 hours is outrageous and excessive. It's almost like they don't want you to travel or use their services so they can go to the Federal Government and beg for a Federal Bailout or a full Government takeover of the airline industry.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

72 hours but you are supposed to immediately quarantine after until your surgery.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have another example of nonsensical rule enforcement. Last August, my mom took both of her parents to the doctor. She always schedules their appointments back to back on the same day for convenience, and the 3 of them usually go in together just so that 1 grandparent isn’t sitting alone in the waiting room while my mom helps the other. She checks in and they all sit down in the waiting room next to each other. The 20-something year old girl at reception the storms out and tells them they can’t be sitting together because of social distancing rules. The fact that they just came out of the same car and were going to go back into the same car afterwards didn’t matter. My mom was able to argue with her to let them continue sitting together. Then when the first grandparent was called in to see the doctor the receptionist lost her mind again saying that they couldn’t all go see the doctor, again, because of social distancing and they couldn’t have 4 people in the room at once. The logic that the doctor would be in with 3 of them and then in 10 minutes he would swap out 1 patient for the other didn’t matter. No matter how much my mom tried to flex her muscles, the receptionist wouldn’t budge or let them through. The doctor finally came out to see where they were and thankfully put the bitch in her place and took all 3 of them back together. Giving the smallest bit of authority to the dumbest people is a plague.

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PromiseImNotASpook 8 points ago +9 / -1

All any of this has done is give medical workers and grocery store workers huge fucking egos and power trips while increasing the heavy-hand of the government. Oh... also bankrupted many businesses and ruined lives. That too.

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UsurperJoe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Airlines are the fucking worst, as they are net welfare recipients of our corrupt federal government.

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20KAG20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Basically yes. They may as well be nationalized now. They know they will get fucking bailed out every single time.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s the worst part. We can’t effectively boycott them even

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +5 / -0

My wife and I are moving across the country. Normally we would just pack our stuff into a pod and ship our cars, then fly the 3k miles or so...

Nope, even with the rising fuel prices, we are making a road trip out of it just to avoid having to deal with the airlines.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I flew in October, and it was horrible. It's probably even worse now.

I hate leftists and what they've done to our country.

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AnonymousFrog 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Dr. Anthony Fauci, a member of the coronavirus task force, had previously backed funding for a controversial lab in Wuhan, China, that has been studying the coronavirus in bats, reports said.”

https://nypost.com/2020/04/29/dr-fauci-backed-controversial-wuhan-lab-studying-coronavirus/

https://www.newsweek.com/dr-fauci-backed-controversial-wuhan-lab-millions-us-dollars-risky-coronavirus-research-1500741

It’s a flu-like illness they are using for the Great Reset.

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BlaineBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

UN Agenda 21 and 30.

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political29 7 points ago +7 / -0

The average delay is likely higher than those four minutes. That's crazy.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once we agreed to abandon science for feelings, this became the norm.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Start buying ammo. Lots and lots of ammo.

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ALargeRock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m trying but I can’t find any

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 1 point ago +2 / -1

You can’t stop funding them. They literally take your money at gunpoint. That’s what a ‘bailout for the airline industry’ actually is- the government taking your money and giving it to them; and using force against you if you don’t comply.

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0815 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Miama Vice they always wanted Stingers....

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froggos 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to enjoy travelling around the world. The thing that depresses me most about all this b.s. is that it doesn't look like I'll be travelling overseas anytime soon or even perhaps in my lifetime. I just don't see how these stupid governments and airlines ever dial back and leave this shit behind.

Is it Tanzania that dropped all the restrictions the day after the country's President sent in avocado and goat samples and received bogus COVID Positive results in return? Maybe parts of Africa will be in my future travel plans.

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Stallionstyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Immunity Passport cometh

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ProCannonFodder 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is all an obedience training exercise.

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KekfromKekistan 3 points ago +3 / -0

What airline? Let's ratio them in reviews

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean... haven't you all realized we're living in a tyranny? You guys keep waiting for things to go back to "normal".

This is the new normal. They stole a fucking election and nobody except the 1/6 protesters did anything. Now they are in jail or wanted while you all disavowed.

Welcome to your new life in America. It's NEVER going back to "normal".

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GainesvilleFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based on the ads I get from Netflix and HBO Max, I’m 99% sure they don’t want you out but rather hiding in your house binge watch new trans shows and grooming your children

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. And only communicating via social media, so Big Tech can monitor and censor public discourse.

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GainesvilleFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% also.

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dakin116 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate when people say "While we're in a pandemic" or somesuch...as if there isn't a pandemic every other year

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was time to start shooting these idiots decades ago.

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Tweedlethree 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are being controlled by people with no common sense. The rules are the rules.

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Bldg_2019 2 points ago +2 / -0

I avoid flying whenever possible to avoid shit like this. Flying has sucked since 9/11.

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's been 3 years since we vacationed and flew. We planned to vacation last year, but you know how that went. And now it is likely we may never fly ever again.

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last time I flew (back in November) they didn't require a covid test, they just scanned your forehead with a thermometer to make sure you didn't have a fever.

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last time a teenage restaurant staffer tried to point a thermometer at my forehead, I walked out.

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Bubbahax -1 points ago +1 / -2

Honestly, I'm OK with that. It's non invasive and even after Covid is gone I'd prefer not to share space with idiots that go out in public with the flu.

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BlaineBug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh?

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish Trump airlines took off and didn't fail. That'd be nice to have right about now... I'd ONLY fly Trump!

We need conservative airlines honestly. They wouldn't have to mandate masks once up in the air anywhere.

Just masks for take off if mandated in said state, and possibly landing.

Fuck mandates though. That's like "mandating" we wear shirts in public. We have something called freedom... Or, we used to have it, right?

I guess we haven't had a truly free country for 150+ years.

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Manofmanytrades 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can get the freedom back. It’s all about how bad we want it.

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BlaineBug 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't have a true capitalist society that would allow such a vast contrast in competition.

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patriotfortrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

The world is getting a hard dose of reality.

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witchism11 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't flown in years. This seals the deal for me. I know it isn't the best alternative, but take a cruise ship and relax on the journey instead of having your brain pressed like a grape just to get to a destination at a certain time.

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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

But masks work right??

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Omnes_Omnibus 1 point ago +1 / -0

For anybody in the know, are there any China-virus tests that we should avoid? I heard some of them administered by Chinese companies were collecting DNA for their own databases. Is that true? Is that for all companies if so (i.e. don't take any tests if possible), or are some tests fine?

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fuckdemswithcactus 1 point ago +1 / -0

did the idiot vote #robinette? If so, fucking poetry.

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just tell them you are a refugee or an illegal seeking asylum. Give them fake name Jose san Pedro Guiterrez Rodriguez Sanchez the 47th. They will roll the carpet out

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DonJr24 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's got to be Muslim. I am Muhammad bin Saddam bin Osama bin Gaddafi, or something ridiculous like that.

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Winged_Splinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad I gave up flying, I could have made bank during the Shanghai sniffles.

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Crucial8GB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget you can read all about the plandemic here https://apps.who.int/gpmb/assets/annual_report/GPMB_annualreport_2019.pdf The WHO & IMF and even Fauci are mentioned back in 2019 just before it happened.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

With ya.

Besides, I'm done with Europe. My passport expired during the pandemic and they weren't processing renewals for months and now I'm thinking I might not even get it renewed at this point.

We have enough crazy rules thrown at us here during this pandemic. I don't need another country's BS on top of that.

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jerrycan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why should anyone care? At this point anyone carrying on like nothing is happening is complicit

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Thedaythe_redditdied 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are you people flying still?

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid is faggotry. Don't hang out with faggots and you won't get it. Covid makes you weak and want to suck dicks. Your grandma wouldn't approve of that. So stay away from faggots for grandma's sake.

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HuntStevenson 1 point ago +1 / -0

They always want to make traveling a nightmare. Its like phase 1 of totalitarianism.

For reference see post 9/11

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JuicyfearsMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This liberal called for mask up, lockdown forever, and are sad about the repurcussions they forced on us or celebrated

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EatMyBallsAmerican 0 points ago +1 / -1

Why would you even want to leave this greatest beautiful country to go sniffing around someone else pile of garbage, when you know they’re all democrat run shitholes.

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Tr0mp 0 points ago +1 / -1

looks like fake added text

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sethrich 1 point ago +10 / -9

i downvoted you because you sound like a 10 year old keyboard warrior lol. i bet you couldn't beat diabetes in real life.

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10 year old or glowie. My money is on glowie.

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I downvoted you because you’re a retard. 🙂

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