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astralentity 149 points ago +152 / -3

Anyone who responds with "hurr durr they're trying to keep their passengers safe and blah blah" needs to be slapped hard across the face.

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leakmouth [S] 92 points ago +93 / -1

wErE aLL iN tHiS tOgEtHeR

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DrCowboyPresident 39 points ago +39 / -0

We're all getting fucked in the ass together, be a bro and take it for the team!

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Shroudedf8 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jfc, if I hear that over one more stores loudspeaker, I'm gonna go postal!

(Glowie disclaimer: it's hyperbole.)

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm gonna go postal!

So, you're never going to deliver my packages on time and also be illiterate?

Awesome! Lmao

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Isolated_Patriot 41 points ago +41 / -0

The typical response is "Hur dur, that's what you get for traveling during THe wORst PanDemIC EvAH!"

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Necrovoter 28 points ago +28 / -0

Is it too soon to start buying and selling Covid credits? Seems to me that someone wearing four masks would lower risks for everyone else, and be able to sell that offset to someone who didn't want to wear a mask.

What if the polar bears catch Covid? Covid Change is real! Won't someone think of the polar bears?

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Lila_Quartermaine 12 points ago +12 / -0

The same people who always wanted to control you because of Climate Change have now found so much more success in controlling everyone because of COVID

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BlaineBug 6 points ago +6 / -0

Spot on. This all for UN Agenda 21 and 30!

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the exact same playbook.

  1. Manufacture a crisis.

  2. Present solution that has little to do with crisis but grows government.

  3. Have experts and media sell it to the public.

  4. Profit.

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised the "Healthy at any size" crowd didn't get mad at the "flatten the curve" slogan.

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Isolated_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is it too soon to start buying and selling Covid credits?

Honestly, this is a good one. They either redpill about the carbon credit scam, or start pushing for covid credits...

They'd probably start pushing for covid credits.

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Barbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m cool with carbon credits if it’s on a global scale.

I’m totally cool with China and India paying us billions a year to buy our carbon credits because we’re one of the cleanest industrialized countries in the world.

China and India pollute on a scale that’s unfathomable, so strapping ourselves with a domestic carbon tax sounds like the idiot’s guide to going broke when they can pollute with abandon.

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froggos 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL That's brilliant.

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covfefe-time 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's soooo terrible that you may have had it already, but didn't know it. Or you had a couple symptoms that were gone in a few days.

Please, I've had 'the flu' years ago which knocked me on my ass and kept me out of work for at least a week or more, along with millions of others.

Did anyone start demanding people wear face diapers every waking moment???

No, because we're not dumb assholes and are not afraid to live our lives and take some responsibility for our own actions.

That's all this 'virus' has done, is created a ton of government dependent pussies who have lost any critical thinking skills that they had remaining, and made people think that MORE government intervention is necessary in our lives.

Soul-sucking Vampires.

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astralentity 7 points ago +7 / -0

worst pandemic ever, my ass....

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just slapped? The only good commie.....

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RonJoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everyone has a name and address

For some reason, when someone is being an asshole at work, everyone seems to blame the work, not the person.

While violence is permissible only in self defense, perhaps it can be effective to contact people at home to express your displeasure with their actions at work.

Everyone has a name and address.

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Racerx719 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always that one mother fucker on social media who has to do this