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bluntedaffect [S] 142 points ago +143 / -1

Context: The city of Miami Beach is fighting the war against covid. In a effort to put and end to this most insidious of pathogens, the mayor has instituted a curfew, a mask mandate, and a distancing mandate. Additionally, based on rigorous science, no music may be played at a volume above ambient speaking levels. We're saving lives here.

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SeF1 65 points ago +66 / -1

I would be playing rush limbaugh recordings very loudly. It's not music?

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Ultrapepe 19 points ago +20 / -1

Watch those bumper clips it could send you to the Houscow

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SquiggyMcPepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Miami isn't American anymore though. If you have been there in the last 10 years its basically a mix of cuba and central america now with about the only whites or even other races you see being tourists. Downtown miami might as well be a foreign country now.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 35 points ago +35 / -0

Muh science! We still have a curfew here in Oregon too where all bars and restaurants have to close by either 10 or 11PM depending on the “risk level” of your county.

🤡 🌎

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War_Hamster 24 points ago +24 / -0

We've got more and more bars/restaurants ignoring Gavin's dictates every day here in SoCal. Looking forward to an indoor and maskless St. Paddy's Day party tonight.

Get that started in OR ASAP.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 24 points ago +25 / -1

We had two restaurants in my town that defied the edict against indoor dining. Unfortunately the Branch Covidians here reported them to OSHA every day and they were both fined $18,000. I was hoping that more restaurants would open with them in support, but it didn't happen. We have way too many Branch Covidians here with plenty of time to fuck with individuals and businesses that refuse to bow down to the state.

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markolbb 20 points ago +20 / -0

What a pathetic use of somebody's time.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 23 points ago +23 / -0

They have nothing better to do. They are bitter, hateful people who take great joy in inflicting pain and misery on others. Then they get a second endorphin rush by virtue signaling about it on social media and being cheered by other Branch Covidians. They actually set up a Facebook group to organize their attacks on businesses and individuals.

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markolbb 15 points ago +15 / -0

How are they not totally ashamed of themselves? If I ever tattled on a business for some unimaginable reason, I would be endlessly embarrassed if people ever found out. This country used to be strong, moral people and now it's just fucking Karens and their fat pussy husbands.

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10MeV 18 points ago +18 / -0

They're NOT ashamed! Good heavens, they're PROUD of it! They are virtue-signaling in their outrage against the non-compliant! How DARE you defy the State?!

The Stasi would be so proud. Never in my life did I understand this dark underbelly of human nature the way I do now. Major 20th Century players and events now are seen in stark clarity as outworkings of the worst in human nature. We are indeed flawed creatures....

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CahalTheMad 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to be a human being to possess shame.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

They see themselves as righteous heroes, protecting the community against these "white supremacist" restaurants that refuse to abide by the lockdown orders and are literally committing attempted murder by allowing people to dine indoors.

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0815 5 points ago +5 / -0

Until a piece of fast flying matter is launched at them....

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm surprised that it hasn't happened yet the way they have been fucking with people. They are only getting more unhinged, so it's just a matter of time before it comes to a head.

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where at in SoCal?

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War_Hamster 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Whale's Vagina.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤔 Didn’t San Diego get an order from a judge to allow restaurants and strip clubs to open?

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is an open restaurant? - California pede

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

We were in the same situation until the indoor dining ban was lifted in our county a couple of weeks ago. Most of us expect that the state will lock us down again soon, because that appears to be the pattern.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's crazy how muh covid becomes deadlier and more infectious after 10pm.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed it is. The "rationale" that the state gave is that people will have had more to drink after 10PM and thus less likely to practice "social distancing" and otherwise abide by the governor's edicts. Never mind the fact that the curfew applies to restaurants that don't even serve alcohol. It's absolute nanny state power tripping.

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's also retarded, the more you restrict opening hours the more people are forced to go at the same time.

Trust duh sciens.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid is the smartest of viruses and can tell time. Bigot! Mask up and do as you’re told. Stay home. Stay safe. Trust Fauci. 🤡🌎

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BilbroNaggins 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is obviously to keep the appearance of a huge pandemic wbere there are lots of people in home sick and silence will help them sleep.

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WenOli311 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whatttt????? Florida? I thought Florida was the new free world? Still having parts with mandates?

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AlphaNathan 35 points ago +35 / -0

Based governors can't fix cucked mayors, just like Trump couldn't fix cucked governors.

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WenOli311 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is true

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trump_choo_choo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Iowa, local jurisdictions can't add to or override statewide orders, SO our governor keeps extending the emergency proclamation that restricts nothing, just so local assholes can't make any restrictions. She also has slipped in a lot of relaxation of general business and healthcare regulation as well. This of course doesn't stop dipshit event organizers, sports leagues, and national chain stores from putting restrictions on themselves and then crying... But if you wanna have a party here, no mayor or county idiots can stop you.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes they can. Send State Police into these areas and liberate them.

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HeavyVetting 12 points ago +12 / -0

Liberal cities are stains all across the country.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

The state Attorneys General need to start locking up mayors who are pulling this shit.

But, that would take testicles.

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WenOli311 46 points ago +47 / -1

Their also trying to figure out how to stop ppl from screaming on rollercoasters. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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eagle-eyes2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

You mean Corona-Coasters?

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DairyBoy 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t scream on rollercoasters because I’m not a little soyboy beta. I actually chuckle thinking about the soy betas being oppressed and not being able to screech while they’re jostling around, soy nips protruding.

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't scream on rollercoasters because I'm too busy making a really weird sound when the drop happens. idky I keep getting on them >_>

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RedditIs4Retards 10 points ago +10 / -0

Just not when blm faggots scream in people's faces because that's actually safe and science backs blm

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, we all know that a blm oppressed poc will catch the covid if she screams in your face .. because covid effects poc more than white peepo.

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish covid was anywhere near as deadly as they make it out to be.. For sjws blm and antifa

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add more masks!

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buckfoomers 19 points ago +22 / -3

As someone who's had to put up with loud music when I'm trying to sleep, that'd be fucking amazing.

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bluntedaffect [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah I feel ya but this is actually a covid thing in Miami Beach. Restaurants have been shut down for playing music.

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RegularAmerican 23 points ago +23 / -0

How taliban of them

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolutely Haram

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least Haj lets them sing religious songs.

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RegularAmerican 0 points ago +2 / -2

I don't see them being forced to close mosques. although seeing they banned pilgrims who are not vaxxed to Mecca.

I'm not saying bin laden was good but even he knew the saudi kingdom, globalists, zionists, and the corrupt parts of the US.

He didn't hate us from the start. He appreciated us helping his mujahideen from the "godless atheist commies" in the USSR invading muslim lands.

It's funny how many people still poke fun at the entire muslim world even tho it seems in a few parts life is better than it is here overall for the middle/lower classes.

I'm not big on their compelled conformity don't get me wrong but I agree with the muslims on a shit ton of things. Even more than other so called americans.

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f_bastiat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Amen to that. One time this nightclub in a shopping center behind an apartment I just leased was shaking our building with their bass, I asked them if they could turn it down a little and they laughed at me, so I went to the back of the complex and opened the disconnect to their suite and the main to the building. By the time they figured out what happened everyone had already dipped out. I broke my lease the following Monday because they didn't tell me about the nightclub.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yeah, out of context I kinda like this warning. Shut up, kids!

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

I support you all the way here. People's rights do not get to impinge on mine.

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Proud_American 15 points ago +15 / -0

Unless you show me an article where this is aimed at covid, these arrestable offenses are actually aimed at insanely loud and bass filled systems from vehicles in high occupancy areas of miami. Especially during spring break, people come from all over and blast their shit at all hours of the night.

This isn’t new actually. Having been a resident I can tell you it was brought about decades ago due to outrage from the locals.

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JummyCapt 7 points ago +9 / -2

THANK YOU.

This website used to be a good place for organizing and coming together around GEOTUS, but I feel everyday that this place is just becoming another facebook for crotchety old folks to complain about shit they don't actually understand.

This fucking sign is clearly not for COVID. We're either being trolled or the retards who post this shit really believe the retardedness they post.

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Keep_on_Trumpin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah this was my thought. When I was a kid, I definitely had the loud ass bass system in my beat up Saturn. Ah man I remember how my hair would stand playing Dream Shatterer by Big Pun...

But now that I'm a bit older, I'm wondering why the hell I was such a little punk with the music. Today's music is also complete shit, though. So this actually is doing my ears (and sanity) a great service.

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CrackerJack2 14 points ago +14 / -0

A lot of those portable Gov't signs, especially along the highway,
also have cameras on them.
Big Brother can't spy enough on us.

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thisisatestof2 20 points ago +20 / -0

I was sitting in a traffic jam due to some road construction in Massachusetts a few weeks ago. Thankfully the two permanent and one temporary electronic signs kept telling me to wear my mask instead of warning me of the upcoming construction So I could’ve gotten off the highway it avoided that mess.

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WenOli311 11 points ago +11 / -0

So dress like Antifa (all in black) and change the sign to Trump Won 2020

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CrackerJack2 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be funny.
Probably just a real simple connector that feeds data to the display itself.

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WenOli311 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it’s a board on there someone did it on a video I saw before. It said Trump 2020

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ZhouBai-Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also have simple passwords.

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JudicialDredd 3 points ago +3 / -0

And are extremely fuck-up-able.

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Lol_Garrus 13 points ago +14 / -1

Jackasses booming their music in their cars and playing music loudly at night while people are trying to sleep? Thats okay.

Plating music at restaurants which doesnt get out of the building anyway? Fuck you

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

yeah the music stuff i ain't even mad about. I grew out of the "subwoofers in my trunk" phase 15 years ago lol. No one wants to hear your shitty rap music, especially at 1am or be woken up by it on the weekend, same with your fart can exhaust. No, I don't care you bought a Maserati (but live in a shitty house because your priorities are shit) and think everyone on the block needs to see and hear you driving it. Literally don't care.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm dealing with a neighbor who plays it loud on the weekend nights. Every time I went to their house and asked them to turn it down, they did for the night. And for the next one...but after enough time they always went back to it.

I much prefer to resolve the matter with them privately as I've tried numerous times before; but fourteen incidents later, I may have to go HOA Karen on them to get the job done.

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10gauge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clown World tyranny

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

So... what you're telling me to do is blare some Tchaikovsky and Wagner.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flight of the Valkyries and Carmina Burana

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figgle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm attaching a bluetooth speaker to that sign and blasting He Man Heeeeyyaaaa on endless loop. Fuck you, don't tell me what to do.

For Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

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GaTechGrad 2 points ago +2 / -0
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BadManOrange 5 points ago +5 / -0

I figure their thought process is: Music = parties = gatherings = covid spreading event.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly just think it's a noise pollution kind of law and not for covid.

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comakevin76 3 points ago +3 / -0

So if I play "I AM PROUD TO BE AND AMERICAN" a bit too loud I could be arrested?

Well then count me in. I will do it again. No fear.

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Superpeded 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope this apples to those douchebags with subwoofers in their car.

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everybody cut everybody cut

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CROMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

South beach has become so trashy and ghetto. They just had a shooting the other day. I think this is their attempt to clean it up a little since joggers like to walk around with their speakers blasting.

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SigSauer1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well duh, we all know that covid travels through sound waves

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bluntedaffect [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't call it the media for nothing!

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romanhelmet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's DeSantis?

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't actually disagree with this. There is nothing or obnoxious and self-centered narcissistic than people driving around with their car blasting some music others don't want to listen to, or is usually including some obscenity and is some degenerate garbage, not something with some kind of value like classical, classic country western, folk, blues, etc.

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't STAND it. When I lived in The City (and hope to be back there soon once my recently-deceased parents' estate issues are sewn up here in my hometown), at least ONCE a day I'd have to just SIT THERE a literal captive at any & all stoplights while The Brothers (or, sorry, a 'wigger') would just BLAST IT. That's when I'd compete with a little of Mrs Miller. I always wanted to get one of those EMP-jammer devices for such Crimes Against Humanity moments.

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes you just want to get one of those train horn rigs and just blast them. Wonder if it's technically illegal to spray the front of their car with some stinky substance.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've always wanted to get some kind of device to render either JUST the DEAFENING stereo inoperable for a finite period or, better yet, the hunk of shit vehicle it's usually attached to (the low-rider car is worth $750 blue book, the stereo system, if not stolen, is worth $2500). In my current apparently-lawless town, except if you're Really Important (moved BACK to my podunk 2,000-approx hometown to care for parents, both deceased at the end of 2020), it's these rednecks and their HOUSE SHATTERING SAWED-OFF MUFFLERS all day and all night. Drives me f-cking crazy and the cops don't do DICK.

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GlobalUnity 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could either run for whatever level of local government is appropriate to address the issue, or even just look up if there are any ordinances on the matter and then just keep hounding the police and local government bureaucrats to do something about it, but do it in a kind but unceasing way. There is nothing that gets a bureaucrat, police or not, motivated more than to get people to stop bothering them with things they should have been doing on their own in the first place.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Shut up or we will arrest you"

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually called the cops on some young whipper snappers who were blasting music at 3am. Some of us have work in the morning....

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Shadilay-Hotep 2 points ago +2 / -0

I work with these signs all the time. Almost all have the default password still. Try "9" or "admin" , "administrator" for another. They are VERY easy to change once you're in. And the cameras USUALLY face forward (unless you see a dome camera on top of the board). Have fun

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're going to arrest...music?

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a Florida ghetto to me. That sign is probably warranted for all the welfare recipients on drugs playing Call of Dummy at 3am on their stolen Dolby 7.2 audio sysyems.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • Loud music causes covid
  • Being white causes covid
  • rioting for BLM causes covid NOPE DATS WASIS TO SAY
  • climate change causes covid
  • white businesses being open causes covid, but you have a zero risk catching covid if you patronize a black owned business
  • seeing your family and not living in isolation causes covid
  • not wanting illegal immigration causes covid
  • wanting voter ID causes covid
  • protesting anything other than climate change or "white supremacy" causes covid
  • not having enough "diversity" in the workplace causes covid
  • not putting your kids on puberty blockers and letting fags coerce your kids into "choosing their own gender" causes covid
  • talking about election fraud causes covid
  • a border wall causes covid
  • not wanting socialism forced on you causes covid

see where we're headed here? Literally anything the left doesn't like "causes covid" or "will lead to more pandemics" and you can't do.

IT'S FOR YOUR SAFETY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll have to get that sign for my godd*[email protected]#$ neighborhood. We had the (in retrospect) annoying headbanging shit growing up in the 80s but it's NOTHING like the "Holy Shit, Did Mt St Helens Just Go Off? Is there a squadron of B-52s overhead" BLARING SUBWOOFER (c)rap that literally SHAKES the house, all fecken day and night. I hope all these f-ckers get poetic justice and are totally DEAF by the age of 30.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is going to red pill the fuck out of heavy metal fans.

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pushbackv2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tyranny Killable.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're gonna arrest the music? Lol what retards

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BlackLivesMurder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still don't understand why people are just doing what they're told I sure as hell don't and won't do what I'm told.

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HuntStevenson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is still buying this bullshit.

We're living in a dictatorship

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pissedlizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo that’s RACISSSS. We all know loud, obnoxious music is part of a culture we just celebrated last month!

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FireCrotchPsaki 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Chinavirus, Kung Flu, Lung Flu Sicken, anything else is appropriate. Quit calling it a fake name they voted on to try and deflect for CHINAH

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loud treason: executable.

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Hypmoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went to a strip club in Vegas and the women couldn't get naked, I guess just being naked causes COVID too

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Jack_Burton 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not upset that I don’t have to shield my kids from jogger anthems spewing out of a rattling Buick

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Greg867 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤡🌍

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trust the science!

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redditresearches 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a local. Miami beach is out of control. All the criminals from everywhere are coming here, locals are afraid, totally overwhelmed. So yeah, we are trying to find solutions.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 1 point ago +2 / -1

Holy shit this is like a shitty B movie dystopian nightmare

But it's real.

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oathkeeper4lyfe 1 point ago +1 / -0

have you contacted desantis office and made them aware of this? he might be able to do something about this.

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btntx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank God I live in Texas. Abbott is far from ideal but has been better than most.

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OnlyTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably meant for party-house rentals. Short-term rentals ruin the peace and quiet of family neighborhoods.

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone knows that the covid virus comes with a little sail that only interacts with specifically ordered air vibrations! Trust the Science!

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de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be a real shame if someone changed road construction signs like this to "Trump Won" all over the country for the next 4 years.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also you can catch the 'rona through eye contact.

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GaTechGrad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish we had this policy where I live... or at least make playing thug music arrestable

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oldgrouch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mostly just church singing. Covid knows when church singing happens.

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dreadmaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

So long as humans are alive, COVID will continue.

So the solution is to kill all the humans.

This almost isn't sarcasm or humour at this point. I could legitimately see a cored out, zombified liberal husk trying to argue that exact point. Modern media is a disease unto itself. A sickness of the mind.

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notCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm feeling pretty arrestable right now, wish i lived there because they'd be recieving celtic praise and worship music into every orifice in their bodies.

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No_Slack_Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is some Caramelldansen and strobe light when you need them?