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Quixotic 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is some simp bullshit

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riesling 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good call. You are correct.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never simp, especially to women who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

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riesling 1 point ago +2 / -1

How do you know this chick wouldn't piss on you if you weren't on fire?

Not trying to say she would. Just curious about how you know.

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Soviet-Canuckistani 1 point ago +3 / -2

Because women of maximal fertility are genetically hardwired to seek out alpha males, either in terms of very good looks or extreme wealth -- and assuming few people are like that around here -- odds are good she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.