...is a racist hashtag. No, really.

All this anti-Asian hate hysteria over the last few days has inspired me to laugh my ass off. This didn't quite seem appropriate for a salt thread, so instead I'm making a short Art of the Troll style effortpost. Join me as I dive into the mind of liberals as they try and take advantage of the first anti-Asian "hate crime" done by a white person.

Thought 1: Voter ID is racist!

Have you ever been arguing with some retard who is against voter ID and they try and pull the race card on you, despite spending hundreds of dollars on sunscreen each summer? And then they can't really explain why it's racist without going into things like IQ or "socio-economic factors" so they just call you racist instead? A similar phenomenon is occurring here. In their desperation to shove as many virtues as possible into one tweet, many leftists have been shoving "protect sex workers" and the like in there. This, of course, begs the question - who said anything about sex workers? If our trustworthy media is to be believed, this was a racially motivated attack, regardless of the fact that not all of the victims were Asian or that all three parlors were likely prostitution rings. I know Democrats really love sex trafficking, but everyone automatically associating Asian massage parlors with prostitution seems...I dunno...racist? Luckily we here at patriots.win don't give a shit because we call it how we see it, but still. Seems eerily like voter ID is racist because insert race here is too stupid to me.

Thought 2: Go eat dog

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone, especially those of you who are Alcoholic-Americans. And the Irish, I guess. I know you don't typically get a history month, but I don't think it should be too much to ask for just one day. Unfortunately, St. Patrick was white, so his original sin prevents you from celebrating. Instead of getting some corned beef from your local Irish pub or VFW post, go support the Asian community by bringing your house pet to a local takeout joint and eating whatever kung fu food they make it into. I mean they clearly hate you, so why not give them your money? Makes perfect sense. "You" in this context also includes all you based minorities out there, as unfortunately your skin color won't save you from crimes of thought. Just ask the Proud Boys. If they really wanted us to show support, they should be asking us to flood Asian massage parlors en masse for that happy ending special. After all, there's a sweet and sour sauce shortage at the moment, and its gotta come from somewhere!

Thought 3: Statistics 101

Often, liberals will use the appeal to authority fallacy when arguing with someone they believe to be less educated than they. "I/Lefty Talking Head/Dr. Fauci went to college!" they say. Damned be your life experience, you'd better have a peer reviewed study to back that up. Ideally in the field of psychology or sociology. While it's true that college educated soyboys drones tend to lean left, I've noticed a class has seemingly dropped out of the curriculum in the last 10 or so years - statistics. Liberals just do not seem to be able to interpret statistics correctly. They're always twisting them into something that the numbers simply don't show, outright ignoring inconvenient ones, or focusing on minuscule outliers to inform policy (think school shootings or cops killing unarmed blacks). Today I am proud to report that there is indeed hope. Deep, deep down this liberal knows who is perpetrating the vast majority of the (admittedly hilariously small) amount of Asian hate crimes. It took a lot of guts to go mask off like that, but I give them props.

I'd like for the comments to serve as an open discussion for any Asian related hilarity you've seen in the past few days. Any and all kung flu memes are fair game, since Jenny reminded us so politely that its our punchline. Clown world can be tiring, so take the Joker approach and admit what you see in front of you is funny. Stop pretending that its not.