...is a racist hashtag. No, really.
All this anti-Asian hate hysteria over the last few days has inspired me to laugh my ass off. This didn't quite seem appropriate for a salt thread, so instead I'm making a short Art of the Troll style effortpost. Join me as I dive into the mind of liberals as they try and take advantage of the first anti-Asian "hate crime" done by a white person.
Thought 1: Voter ID is racist!
Have you ever been arguing with some retard who is against voter ID and they try and pull the race card on you, despite spending hundreds of dollars on sunscreen each summer? And then they can't really explain why it's racist without going into things like IQ or "socio-economic factors" so they just call you racist instead? A similar phenomenon is occurring here. In their desperation to shove as many virtues as possible into one tweet, many leftists have been shoving "protect sex workers" and the like in there. This, of course, begs the question - who said anything about sex workers? If our trustworthy media is to be believed, this was a racially motivated attack, regardless of the fact that not all of the victims were Asian or that all three parlors were likely prostitution rings. I know Democrats really love sex trafficking, but everyone automatically associating Asian massage parlors with prostitution seems...I dunno...racist? Luckily we here at patriots.win don't give a shit because we call it how we see it, but still. Seems eerily like voter ID is racist because insert race here is too stupid to me.
Thought 2: Go eat dog
Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone, especially those of you who are Alcoholic-Americans. And the Irish, I guess. I know you don't typically get a history month, but I don't think it should be too much to ask for just one day. Unfortunately, St. Patrick was white, so his original sin prevents you from celebrating. Instead of getting some corned beef from your local Irish pub or VFW post, go support the Asian community by bringing your house pet to a local takeout joint and eating whatever kung fu food they make it into. I mean they clearly hate you, so why not give them your money? Makes perfect sense. "You" in this context also includes all you based minorities out there, as unfortunately your skin color won't save you from crimes of thought. Just ask the Proud Boys. If they really wanted us to show support, they should be asking us to flood Asian massage parlors en masse for that happy ending special. After all, there's a sweet and sour sauce shortage at the moment, and its gotta come from somewhere!
Thought 3: Statistics 101
Often, liberals will use the appeal to authority fallacy when arguing with someone they believe to be less educated than they. "I/Lefty Talking Head/Dr. Fauci went to college!" they say. Damned be your life experience, you'd better have a peer reviewed study to back that up. Ideally in the field of psychology or sociology. While it's true that college educated soyboys drones tend to lean left, I've noticed a class has seemingly dropped out of the curriculum in the last 10 or so years - statistics. Liberals just do not seem to be able to interpret statistics correctly. They're always twisting them into something that the numbers simply don't show, outright ignoring inconvenient ones, or focusing on minuscule outliers to inform policy (think school shootings or cops killing unarmed blacks). Today I am proud to report that there is indeed hope. Deep, deep down this liberal knows who is perpetrating the vast majority of the (admittedly hilariously small) amount of Asian hate crimes. It took a lot of guts to go mask off like that, but I give them props.
I'd like for the comments to serve as an open discussion for any Asian related hilarity you've seen in the past few days. Any and all kung flu memes are fair game, since Jenny reminded us so politely that its our punchline. Clown world can be tiring, so take the Joker approach and admit what you see in front of you is funny. Stop pretending that its not.
Here's the stupid thing to my 'Asian' mind:
In the UK, they refer to just about everything on earth East of Instanbul Turkey as 'Asian'. They used to say 'Oriental' which seemed liked the better term. But somehow 3/4s of all people are 'Asian'.
The USA now goes full-swing the other way where somehow East Asians in the East Coast are all 'Asians'. (also formerly Oriental).
Now there is a 'race' of humans called Asians for the Identitarians who, I'm told, also go into a bag of 'Colored People' or 'Pocs'. Isn't a 'pockmark' a kind of bad thing by the way?
Weirder yet, they have 'White People' and still have 'Black people' but we aren't 'Yellow People' anymore. Somehow 'Yellow people' is absolutely evil wrong slur and only 'Asians' lost their color-title?
Yellow people would actually make more sense than the rest of them since we could pin this on Qin Shi Huang aka The Yellow Emperor aka Chin/Qin the founder of Chin-a and many suggest that it's not just his own DNA but what we would know today as 'Han' east asia proliferated throughout what we now know as Japan, China, Korea, Vietnam and SE Asia.
Mongoloid was really even better. Darwinian evolutionary terms, go right back to when the idea of separate kinds of human races got published and popularized and its really the better term. Mongoloid aka Mongols. What weirdo American Leftists are calling Asian, formerly Oriential, formerly The Yellow Man would be better as the former 'Mongolian Families' which would be the 'Asians' you are looking for including a lot of North American natives peoples, Eskimos and so on. Mongoloids. I don't know why they don't just use the terms they base it all on, Caucazoid, Negroid, Mongoloid since those Darwinian human categories ARE what they are doing today, exactly.
Anyway, the more important thing is the rest of us normal people stop playing into their game. Stop talking as if you also accept the categories, stop using their sports rules, don't argue with them 'as if' you agree with their premises.