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TheOutlawPepeWales 5 points ago +5 / -0

This tweet is as fake as a trans-woman's front hole.

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spaceforce_maganaut 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dearly hope that you're correct.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody definitely needs to let the Marines know that the Army has been eating their crayons, but this one is just a shitpost.

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snoopy3210 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is their profound and unadmitted Belief tho.. I had no access to the shitpost tag but it says the truth.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pray that this is fake.

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Snoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are so fucking lucky the CCP isnt sailing for our shores.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe we should beat them to the punchline and invade their land first?

A few thousand patriots with an armory that can rival any nation's equivalent would be hell for Chinese forces that are used to beating down on weak, unarmed, pacified citizens.

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Snoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take a look at the head count the PLA has, we’re gonna need more than a few thousand

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soldiers yes. Marines no

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, Marines just smell like they are on the rag. They get their tampons in the aisle next to the NAVY department.

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's been debunked. Those were red tag fags. Aka the logistics Marines. Any other Marine that smells like that is because he went hoggin with the fire team and got balls deep into an F-5 tuna tornado on the rag and was way too smashed to wash his dick off before passing out in his bunk.

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fucking POGs

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck I miss it.

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

You ever see what a .50 cal does to a goats head?

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of my reservists when I was I&I staff showed me a video of him shooting his gf's cat with his .50 cal pistol... I have a pretty good idea how big a hole that makes at 10yards lol

In minecraft

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ultra deep pussy penetration.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That all depends. How much DU?

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JustTheNews 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is it really needed? lol

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Velocity is different from a pistol to the M2.. I wasn't a weapons guy. I was comm maint

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's call you GOAT and try it out on you, scumbag pedophile

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JustTheNews 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol this dude..... you suck at arguing

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

So thats what they call getting shot in the groin now....

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Uniden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Men have periods when they are shot in the intestines.