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fuckthealphabetsoup 124 points ago +124 / -0

The Devil went down to Georgia.

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bigjoe1313 36 points ago +36 / -0

devil went down to Georgia, looking to make the steal

he was in a bind, votes were way behind, trump was taking the wheel

he came upon a bushy hair girl, looked like a voting desk twat,

devil jumped on a pelican case and said "gurl let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it, but I a voter stealer too

and if you care to take a dare, i'll make a bet with you

you can count them votes pretty good, but give the devil his due

I'll bet this gold freemason coin against your soul cause I count more than you"

Girl said "My names, Ruby and it might be a sin,

but i'll take your bet, you're going to regret, cause i'm the best there's ever been"

Ruby grab those pelican cases, get your fat friends too

Trump is winning Georgia and the Biden team is looking pretty blue

if you count more votes you get that shiny coin of gold

but if you don't the devil gets your soul