“Gay Activist”... what they gonna do.... ‘spread the gay’?! It’s odd because what do they expect? By campaigning and shouting about the fact some people like to screw the same sex, that others have never heard of the concept? That it’s some earth shattering news for someone to say: “oh hey.... I’m homosexual”. Big fucking deal..,wanna cookie? I don’t give a shit. Why don’t we go the whole 9 yards and make it law that everyone in public wears a little badge so you know who they like to sleep with. Maybe another badge for hetro men to indicate they like boobs or butts. Anoher for lesbians to tell us if they like fat or thin....it could be endless.
“geeee I heard about this pressure group and this thing called homosexual men and women....and men sucking off men and women eating pussy, I really should tell more people so as many folks know about this phenomenon-ill try this homo thing with bill/Janet next door for a day”
Like it’s an activist for preserving or expanding wetlands or some shit.
But here we are. 2021. Where it’s become acceptable for large corporations (that have ZERO to do with sexual health) to put posters up on windows announcing essentially that “hey everyone! We’re aware that some of our customers only want to get with their own sex and some don’t! Yeah! By the way or loan rates are 1% off this week!”
Maybe at work I’ll start telling random customers, clients and new colleagues out of the blue “yeah so I’m married with 2 kids, we go camping and my wife likes to dress up as a Klingon for Star Trek conventions, here’s my little flag and pictures of my wife”*. *fictional example.
Nobody asked, nobody gives a shit, nobody wants to know. Nobody wants to know about your boring ass life, homo OR fucking hetro.
His archenemies are HIV, child sex crime laws and suicide.
And cis white males who just want to be left alone.
And pus filled front wounds from psychotic surgeries performed on mentally ill men.
'gay activist' makes me laugh, I dunno why. its just a funny combo of words.
“Gay Activist”... what they gonna do.... ‘spread the gay’?! It’s odd because what do they expect? By campaigning and shouting about the fact some people like to screw the same sex, that others have never heard of the concept? That it’s some earth shattering news for someone to say: “oh hey.... I’m homosexual”. Big fucking deal..,wanna cookie? I don’t give a shit. Why don’t we go the whole 9 yards and make it law that everyone in public wears a little badge so you know who they like to sleep with. Maybe another badge for hetro men to indicate they like boobs or butts. Anoher for lesbians to tell us if they like fat or thin....it could be endless.
“geeee I heard about this pressure group and this thing called homosexual men and women....and men sucking off men and women eating pussy, I really should tell more people so as many folks know about this phenomenon-ill try this homo thing with bill/Janet next door for a day”
Like it’s an activist for preserving or expanding wetlands or some shit.
But here we are. 2021. Where it’s become acceptable for large corporations (that have ZERO to do with sexual health) to put posters up on windows announcing essentially that “hey everyone! We’re aware that some of our customers only want to get with their own sex and some don’t! Yeah! By the way or loan rates are 1% off this week!”
Maybe at work I’ll start telling random customers, clients and new colleagues out of the blue “yeah so I’m married with 2 kids, we go camping and my wife likes to dress up as a Klingon for Star Trek conventions, here’s my little flag and pictures of my wife”*. *fictional example.
Nobody asked, nobody gives a shit, nobody wants to know. Nobody wants to know about your boring ass life, homo OR fucking hetro.
A giant dildo for a sword
Does he go around stopping super villains by deftly ducking their cocks before they notice or offering up his ass?
No? So what the fuck has who you want to have sex with got to do with stopping alien invasions?
Imagine how stupid and immersion breaking this would be in the Marvel movies:
mid chitari space portal invasion in new york
Ironman: “cap.... black widow! There’s too many of them! Fall back to defensive bunker alpha!
...oh yeah, I really like to suck on 10” knobs.”
Cap: “alpha bunker , got it. By the way, I like a nice set of scrotii too. Can anyone recommend a buttplug?”
Black widow: “ya now I fucked 4 girls last week”
Hawkeye: “when you high school girls are done taking about your sex lives can we get back to stopping certain doom?”
Captain America and his FAGGY shield!
this is how all of those asian heroes look... now I get it, I see why they're so screwed up over there.
Let the fags have the dying comic industry. I gave up on that shit a long time ago, and have never looked back in remorse.