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BabyPede 30 points ago +30 / -0

And you would still be able to breathe like that unless a freaking rock was on the other side of your neck. I had me dad mimic this on me, he weighs about 75 more pounds than me, and I could feel that while I could breathe fine, my neck would physically snap long before my trachea was cut off...it's sad that many people still believe that a knee on your neck will suffocate you, which is utterly false.

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TexasPiper 26 points ago +28 / -2

The most hilarious thing is when people say “I can’t breath!” Mother fucking you’re talking right?

If you’re ever seriously choked to the point of not being able to breath, you cannot speak.

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Smellmyfinger 18 points ago +19 / -1

We used to say this to people that came into the ER "if your talking you can breathe".

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erocks 16 points ago +16 / -0

you can gasp for air while trying to speak. but you dont say "i cant breath" and "call my momma" 500 times each.

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

She turned me into a newt!

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Maenard 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got better.

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residue69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perps on Live PD said "I can't breathe" even more often than "These aren't my pants".

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NotDangerousGame 19 points ago +19 / -0

I always say 'Do me a favor. Point, on your neck, to where the officer's knee was, then point to your windpipe.'

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0