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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last night I was tucking my daughter into bed.

She said: "Daddy, leave the lights on."

Me: "Why?"

Daughter: "I'm scared of Zombies."

Me: "Don't worry honey. I don't let Democrats into our house."

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bob Hope approves of this post.