And good luck if anyone of them try to start disproving it all...my redhead pasty Irish roommate in college once applied for a NAACP scholarship and got it, no fucks given at the ceremony. Let's see if they can even try to disprove anyone's bloodline or heritage.
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Come to think of it it did work for Elizabeth Warren.
Exactly, race is a social construct, it's time we start deconstructing it all to the point it is unusable.
The left has shown a willingness to shape policy around race, if their data is inaccurate, it will force policymakers to treat everyone equally, thus restoring equal treatment.
Use the system against them.
That's the fucking problem. If I claim to be black to get some of that sweet soulbrother treatment, then I'm just opting into another big government social butt fuck I despise.
I do need to get a new DL soon, though.
I'm fucked. I wasn't even thinking about trying to collect welfare; I was thinking preferential treatment in regards to loans, employment and maybe even going back to school for teaching certification so I can sub and red pill skulls full of mush.
I've been signing up on line with made up data for at least a decade already.
I just applied for county rent relief, because why not? They had an option of "prefer not to say" when asking about sex/race.
My wife occasionally has to take certification classes. She found out there is a discount for POC. I told her next time she takes on to say she's a POC. How can they possibly make you prove it.
Nice! Yea, let's see them try and disprove if you claim that your dad is half black, what are they gonna do about it?
I'm part Italian. We invented Latin. I'm Latino now.
I’ve been filling out census data as black for years and telling everyone to do the same. The fact any white person would ever say they were on any form is insane.
my DNA results showed me as having 0.3% North African. So now I'm "mixed race" as far as any "ethnic profile" questions are concerned.
They tell us humans evolved out of Africa so we are all black I guess.
(For the record I am a creationist so I don't actually believe the above.)
I’m Irish and I watched “The Committments” once so I’m pretty sure I’m black now.
Middle east is close enough
Nah 1 drop rule. You're black af.
Prove I'm not Hispanic on my mother's side
What's even odder is when they try to push affirmative action for "sexual minorities"
How are you going to prove a candidate is bisexual? "Quick suck this cock!"
But they will. How do you think they get high level jobs? Lol
Used to be that you could get "Cherokee" officially by learning to count to 10 and some hundred words in the language.
There's a lot of native tribes that have something similar arranged. The only difficulty is any pre-screening they might do to keep non-Democrats out.
Also:
"Hispanic" isn't an ethnicity, it's "culture". So it can be claimed with a straight face pretty easily as well. Spanish is a particularly easy language. Now add "Taco night". ;D
I always marked my race as "Other" (I'm a mutt anyway), and if asked to fill in details, It read "Human".
...because fuck 'em, that's why.
The results go like this:
"...white? No, I'm a member of the Human race. What race you you a member of?"
How about we call all gang shootings a hate crime.
Every single one.
Chicago will have thousands by the end of the month.
Every time a black person dies, scream hate crime.
And once the corrections start people will realize the number one killer of black people are other black people.
That's already pretty much the official rules.
It's just that the press is savvy enough not to hype the ones that are "inconvenient".
But. This is precisely how the headline "White Supremacy Hate Crimes on the Rise" comes up. They've changed the official flow charts for defining such things.
I put asian- white- jewsish -black- native american and hispanic on my daughters certificate- they came back with an altered version that just listed white, i asked the nurse if she was challenging the races i identify as.. she changed it back and we signed it... 🤣
1 drop rule.
If you can't beat em, join em
We can ‘identify’ as a PoC.
White is all the colors combined.
Black is the absence of all color.
Whites are the combination of all colors, ergo Whites are the most PoC. 😏
Only Joe Biden has the power to declare 'You ain't black!"
The new official Woke dogma is that POCs who vote Republican are multi racial white supremicists. Additionally, after the gay icon, Peter Thiel, introduced Trump at the 2016 RNC Convention, the Wokes decreed Peter, was clearly NOT gay. Instead, he was a man who had sex men. Huuuuuge difference. Victim Status card revoked. You only get to retain your identity status as long as you SUBMIT. Those who choose freedom are, presto changeo, dictator loving fascistic, cis white supremicists.
Why stop there? 80+ million should also become online-ordained and claim tax exemption status.
Just say thats how I identify! If anyone else can identify as trans or gay, then why not!
I identify as an endangered lowland gorilla. Anything to help the doomed species, and legally I can't be taxed.
My current REEEEeesister/dissident op: According to Woke Dogma, a male is female with a girl penis based on feels. Therefore a white is black with white skin based on feels. Transfemale. Transblack. Anyone who disagrees is a super duper hate filled bigot. Cancel all bigots NOW!!
Your roommate was a spicy shitlord. I love it.
Spez: my bf marked his ethnicity as other: “Viking” on the census. Not as epic, but I’m so down with where your heads at.
Yup. Put Other or mixed whenever asked. I do it and fare them to ask me to prove it.
Asking for proof is an act of phobic bigotry. Its literally an act of violence and oppression. Your truth is your truth. Ask the Woke Trans movement for current year rules. Be inspired. Alinsky the Wokes into reality or asylums.