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posted ago by hallway_monitor ago by hallway_monitor +626 / -1

And good luck if anyone of them try to start disproving it all...my redhead pasty Irish roommate in college once applied for a NAACP scholarship and got it, no fucks given at the ceremony. Let's see if they can even try to disprove anyone's bloodline or heritage.

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Olds77 24 points ago +24 / -0

Come to think of it it did work for Elizabeth Warren.

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hallway_monitor [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly, race is a social construct, it's time we start deconstructing it all to the point it is unusable.

The left has shown a willingness to shape policy around race, if their data is inaccurate, it will force policymakers to treat everyone equally, thus restoring equal treatment.

Use the system against them.

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the fucking problem. If I claim to be black to get some of that sweet soulbrother treatment, then I'm just opting into another big government social butt fuck I despise.

I do need to get a new DL soon, though.

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm fucked. I wasn't even thinking about trying to collect welfare; I was thinking preferential treatment in regards to loans, employment and maybe even going back to school for teaching certification so I can sub and red pill skulls full of mush.

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nozonozo 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've been signing up on line with made up data for at least a decade already.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just applied for county rent relief, because why not? They had an option of "prefer not to say" when asking about sex/race.

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Drinkup4 16 points ago +16 / -0

My wife occasionally has to take certification classes. She found out there is a discount for POC. I told her next time she takes on to say she's a POC. How can they possibly make you prove it.

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hallway_monitor [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nice! Yea, let's see them try and disprove if you claim that your dad is half black, what are they gonna do about it?

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BillionsAndBillions 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm part Italian. We invented Latin. I'm Latino now.

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Deplorable_bastard 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’ve been filling out census data as black for years and telling everyone to do the same. The fact any white person would ever say they were on any form is insane.

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Rickshawrick 10 points ago +10 / -0

my DNA results showed me as having 0.3% North African. So now I'm "mixed race" as far as any "ethnic profile" questions are concerned.

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de9ebkmd7 6 points ago +7 / -1

They tell us humans evolved out of Africa so we are all black I guess.

(For the record I am a creationist so I don't actually believe the above.)

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m Irish and I watched “The Committments” once so I’m pretty sure I’m black now.

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MountRushLimbaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Middle east is close enough

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Here_we_go 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah 1 drop rule. You're black af.

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Julius_Severus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Prove I'm not Hispanic on my mother's side

What's even odder is when they try to push affirmative action for "sexual minorities"

How are you going to prove a candidate is bisexual? "Quick suck this cock!"

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

But they will. How do you think they get high level jobs? Lol

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Used to be that you could get "Cherokee" officially by learning to count to 10 and some hundred words in the language.

There's a lot of native tribes that have something similar arranged. The only difficulty is any pre-screening they might do to keep non-Democrats out.

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ShrikeDeCil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also:

"Hispanic" isn't an ethnicity, it's "culture". So it can be claimed with a straight face pretty easily as well. Spanish is a particularly easy language. Now add "Taco night". ;D

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 8 points ago +8 / -0

I always marked my race as "Other" (I'm a mutt anyway), and if asked to fill in details, It read "Human".

...because fuck 'em, that's why.

The results go like this:

"...white? No, I'm a member of the Human race. What race you you a member of?"

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RedFoxOnFire 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about we call all gang shootings a hate crime.

Every single one.

Chicago will have thousands by the end of the month.

Every time a black person dies, scream hate crime.

And once the corrections start people will realize the number one killer of black people are other black people.

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ShrikeDeCil 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's already pretty much the official rules.

It's just that the press is savvy enough not to hype the ones that are "inconvenient".

But. This is precisely how the headline "White Supremacy Hate Crimes on the Rise" comes up. They've changed the official flow charts for defining such things.

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el-martillo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I put asian- white- jewsish -black- native american and hispanic on my daughters certificate- they came back with an altered version that just listed white, i asked the nurse if she was challenging the races i identify as.. she changed it back and we signed it... 🤣

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AllTheWayTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

1 drop rule.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you can't beat em, join em

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TrumpOrTreason 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can ‘identify’ as a PoC.

White is all the colors combined.

Black is the absence of all color.

Whites are the combination of all colors, ergo Whites are the most PoC. 😏

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de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

And good luck if anyone of them try to start disproving it all

Only Joe Biden has the power to declare 'You ain't black!"

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Cozette 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new official Woke dogma is that POCs who vote Republican are multi racial white supremicists. Additionally, after the gay icon, Peter Thiel, introduced Trump at the 2016 RNC Convention, the Wokes decreed Peter, was clearly NOT gay. Instead, he was a man who had sex men. Huuuuuge difference. Victim Status card revoked. You only get to retain your identity status as long as you SUBMIT. Those who choose freedom are, presto changeo, dictator loving fascistic, cis white supremicists.

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Slugbert 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why stop there? 80+ million should also become online-ordained and claim tax exemption status.

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DebfurmNM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just say thats how I identify! If anyone else can identify as trans or gay, then why not!

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Brez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as an endangered lowland gorilla. Anything to help the doomed species, and legally I can't be taxed.

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Cozette 3 points ago +3 / -0

My current REEEEeesister/dissident op: According to Woke Dogma, a male is female with a girl penis based on feels. Therefore a white is black with white skin based on feels. Transfemale. Transblack. Anyone who disagrees is a super duper hate filled bigot. Cancel all bigots NOW!!

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RussianLimbaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your roommate was a spicy shitlord. I love it.

Spez: my bf marked his ethnicity as other: “Viking” on the census. Not as epic, but I’m so down with where your heads at.

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rextexMG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Put Other or mixed whenever asked. I do it and fare them to ask me to prove it.

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Cozette 5 points ago +5 / -0

Asking for proof is an act of phobic bigotry. Its literally an act of violence and oppression. Your truth is your truth. Ask the Woke Trans movement for current year rules. Be inspired. Alinsky the Wokes into reality or asylums.