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posted ago by hallway_monitor ago by hallway_monitor +626 / -1

And good luck if anyone of them try to start disproving it all...my redhead pasty Irish roommate in college once applied for a NAACP scholarship and got it, no fucks given at the ceremony. Let's see if they can even try to disprove anyone's bloodline or heritage.

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Used to be that you could get "Cherokee" officially by learning to count to 10 and some hundred words in the language.

There's a lot of native tribes that have something similar arranged. The only difficulty is any pre-screening they might do to keep non-Democrats out.

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ShrikeDeCil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also:

"Hispanic" isn't an ethnicity, it's "culture". So it can be claimed with a straight face pretty easily as well. Spanish is a particularly easy language. Now add "Taco night". ;D