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ZacPetkanas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dems: "Nice loaf of bread you have there. Give it to me."

Repubs: "No way! How about half of it?"

And then the RNC does a touchdown dance. The right answer is "Get the fuck away from my loaf of bread or I'll rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat"

Thanks for driving us off the cliff at 30MPH instead of 60MPH, Republicans. You've been a real help