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KuzoKevin 25 points ago +25 / -0

Take out the "h", and cut the fucking rope.

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Anaconda -4 points ago +9 / -13

looking at you, rand paul

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +7 / -4

Rand Paul is based.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +9 / -2

Ron Paul is based. Rand Paul is mediocre.

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Testosteroneape2000 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think they both are based.

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1d8-1 0 points ago +1 / -1

Neither are based.

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pizzakek 2 points ago +2 / -0

why?

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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I_SPEAK_JIVE 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Only Rosie O'Donnell"

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Testosteroneape2000 9 points ago +10 / -1

I am sure that these animals will appreciate being locked in tiny spaces for the rest of their lives and prodded by stupid humans once they are told it is for their own good. Conservationists are idiots.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +6 / -1

The alternative is poachers killing all of them.

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kt524 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kill the poachers then if they get caught and make it so severe that they'll have to really think about if it's worth it or not.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would love for that to happen. Sadly, Africa is corrupt as fuck as is expected.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

And is wholly owned by China now.

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WolfMaddow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always wondered why there’s no advertising for hunting poachers?

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

For chinese medicine.

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lerm4comptroller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, turns out the alternative is capitalism, all the goddamn things.

When I was a kid, rhinos were about to disappear. One rhino subpopulation, the southern white rhino, was in a country that legalized the ranching of rhinos and the sale of their horn through a legal market. The others were treated with conventional environmentalism.

In the interim, a couple of species went extinct, and there are few left even in captivity of several species...

Except for the southern white rhino. There are tens of thousands of them! Watching this happen has been almost the largest red pill of my whole life. As a real conservationist, results are what I want: not slogans and tear-jerking songs.

https://www.westernjournal.com/john-stossel-free-market-saving-rhinos-environmentalists-failed-protect/

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this a real CNN headline? I;m note sure what is satire or news anymore.

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ObamasLooseButthole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit... it's real

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Kamekaze 5 points ago +6 / -1

This is real. The reasoning is it's easier/ less stressful on the animal's internals as opposed to strapping them sideways onto a gurney and it's cheaper and less time consuming than the latter to boot. At least that's what some Cornell study supposedly found out.

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worldowedexplanation 7 points ago +7 / -0

How is flying through the air upside down attached to a helicopter “less stressful” than anything? I hate this world.

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FuckGovernment 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are sick.

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azn_gay_conservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

rhino population could have been easily preserved had we allowed trading of rhino horn.

in south africa it is now legal to raise your own rhinos for horn and the rhino population increases because private ranchers in soith africa are breeding, raising, and protecting their rhino cattle.

but all these western non profits about conservation doesnt like that so they're lobbying hard to make the practice illegal again.

jon stossel did a video about this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OZthrhj_07M

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Chosimbaone 3 points ago +3 / -0

BEST. BACHELOR. PARTY. EVER.

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Grond999 3 points ago +3 / -0

RINOs OWN the Traitor Party

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Giving up so fast? You might miss exiting stuff like stories of wolves being parachuted onto Michigan islands to control the moose population!

https://twitter.com/pochowek/status/1103764861090230281?s=20

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Voiceofreason72 2 points ago +2 / -0

🏆

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

No more operation dumbo drop?!?! <3 MAGA2021

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ThinkingAboutYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wonder what would happen if the blindfold fell off?

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Barbs 2 points ago +2 / -0
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raggedyman74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stacy Abrams leaving Georgia?

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V2021 1 point ago +2 / -1

Can we drop them?

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WolfMaddow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Off subject but why not use feral pigs on isis and give the B52’s practice carpet bombing

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MikeObamasVeineyCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are we talking about mittens.

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cicero21 1 point ago +1 / -0

nice, but we don't want to save our rhinos.

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prattle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would be fine with blindfolding Romney, and relocating him via upside down bungee cord helicopter ride to the best wildlife refuge in Central Africa. There he could live out his days free from the fear that he might be chased out of the capital by an angry mob again, and we would be rid of him without having to break out the pitchforks. A win for all involved.