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Stimulus guns (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by julesrecker ago by julesrecker +2896 / -2
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deleted 56 points ago +56 / -0
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bdailey1965USA 15 points ago +16 / -1

forced payday loan

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Chainsaw 42 points ago +43 / -1

I used mine to buy a 3d printer so I can print MANY guns

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PatriotGames21 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is the way.

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SquiggyMcPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I already have plenty of guns and ammo so I bought a new pc and some camping stuff.

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TravisRSCX 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not gonna lie, I spent mine on high-end computer parts to build a computer with the kids so they can learn how to build one from scratch. It was a fun time with both of them.

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I haven't gotten mine yet, nor did I ever get any the 1st time around, but I've vowed to send mine to Project Veritas if it ever arrives.

I can't think of a better F.U. to them than that.

Ps. I could actually use the cash since my tranny went out today (transmission....just to be clear), but I don't want blood money.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

My social credit score is too low to get a stimulus check.

TBH, I'm pretty proud of that.

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realPhantomFuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

He built that using a printer that only costs $280

I thought 3D printers were still $2k+... That's fucking awesome!

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Chainsaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ender 3 is less than $200

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it's named after the hero who defeated the Buggers!

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I loved that movie. Didn't think I would. Pleasant surprises.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, it is awesome.

I need to learn how to do that ASAP.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, very cool.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just found this guy in the sidebar. Listen to what he says at 20:00 timestamp. Very inline with the folks here.

https://youtu.be/jlB2QV5wVxg?t=1198

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Chainsaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I've watched that documentary before. He's holding a FGC9

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disgruntled_patriot -1 points ago +1 / -2

Yeah, but let's not kid ourselves.

You faggots don't have the balls to use em.

If you haven't started making good commies out of corpses yet, you never will.

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Mynamesprivate 15 points ago +15 / -0

Grabagun.com has a loan thing, buy now, pay later. I used my stim check to pay off my loan.

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WolfMaddow 3 points ago +3 / -0

You sir are and ass ! Now my stimulation money went from my boat to a 110 toaster oven on that site. Some people just can’t leave well enough alone hahahaha thanks for the link bubba.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hope you paid in cash.

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muhlum24 10 points ago +10 / -0

I must have been ten minutes too late on my .308 upper, backordered again feelsbadman

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RandallSavage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Condolences, fren

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CrustySockpuppet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relatable, fren.. we must do our best to not spend our funds while we wait for our .308 boat parts to become available again!

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TangerineShine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol I fully plan to stimulate the infowars store.

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MEME_WIZARD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did they really think we would spend it on anything else? Fools.

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InfiniteYest 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m using my for Bitcoin. Fuck centralized currencies. At this rate the dollar will be used as toilet paper in 10 years

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Slothboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

And when they pull the plug on the internet, what's your digital currency worth?

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swift_water 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thats not exactly how that works.. I mean I have my crypto in a physical ledger.. not to mention if they "pull the plug on the internet" we have a bigger problem on our hands than what money is worth.

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MrJugsMcBulge 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll never pull the plug on the internet- it’s how they share child porn.

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iDinduNuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

When they pull the plug on the internet, your fiat plummets into the dirt anyway, alongside every bank, major corporation, and trading/investment company.

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Ferzth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Toilet paper is a more stable "currency" than fiat anything.

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Anaconda 2 points ago +3 / -1

Toilet paper is actually worth something

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Folding money = toilet paper.

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NegativeAcquiescence 8 points ago +8 / -0

You guys got stimmies?

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ScrewReddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still haven't got my $600 stimulus and the "where's my payment" site has never been of any use.

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BigHandsome91 8 points ago +9 / -1

They don't care. They plan on taking them anyway.

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vegaspatriot1776 14 points ago +14 / -0

They plan on taking them anyway.

the best laid plans all go to shit once the bullets start flying.

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DiscoverAFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best laid plans of men and ducks go to hell when the primer's struck.

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DiscoverAFire 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best laid plans of feds and cats don't mean shit when we pull our gats.

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IroWide 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bold strategy, let's see how that goes for them.

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iDinduNuffin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Went fine when they took automatics.

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MrSir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thats gonna suck for everybody.

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MasterOfIllusions 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never expect the enemy to cooperate in the creation of your dream engagement.

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NeoDragoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's fine, I have plenty of polystyrene and glass bottles...in Minecraft...

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SaltyBobCat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get those ar15's while they're still hot boys

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PrairieRaine88 4 points ago +4 / -0

hehe, armed cats.

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cats make terrible sentries though, they sleep all the time.

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PrairieRaine88 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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Avenatti2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t get a “stimulus” check the first time (okay, wife and I did for like $45 bucks) and didnMt get one this time.

Doesn’t matter, still buying guns. Fuck you potato

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Slothboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me irl.

It's funny money so I'm turning it into a hard asset that defends my family

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fluffykitten 3 points ago +3 / -0

based kitty

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Scumbag-reddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

What relief check? Oh right, instead of me getting anything they gave it to prisoners instead.

How fucked up is that

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

So where’s the (1) comment?

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Thug-Sizzle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Updooting now. Sweet meme fren.

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americandrunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is my fav meme, by far. The expression on the cats face is just.

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BarBaQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice rooftop kitty.

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duck_keeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having a relative that works the gun counter at Academy is a good first step.

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

I paid off the last of my student loans. I had to be ~responsible~. Buying guns sounds more fun.

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drdespinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you!

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Shadilayerdip 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gun I want has been out of stock for a while :(

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Carry_Your_Name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of stimulus check, I laughed out loud when Matt Walsh mentioned that somebody referred to it as a "stimmy check" and he called that out for being childish for grown man. "Why do you have to put an E sound at the end? Even my 7 yo doesn't talk in that way!"

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PatriotGames21 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already have a shotgun but the process to get a handgun permit in my county is ridiculous. Any recommendations for a good stimulus firearm? Preferably something I can actually find ammo for.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

That money is from my fucking taxes, I'm a spend it on guns

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was last time this time there’s going to be a stimulus 10 m radio and an antenna for real communications. CB radio was the original social media.

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Quixotic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you get an actual check? Whose signature was on it?

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cd3dog 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK. That was funny as hell. Working to clear my nasal cavities of all the beer I just expectorated.

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Joesf23 2 points ago +3 / -1

Cash will be worthless in weimar 2.0. Need things that are cool and can kill looters, antifa, and various other forms of social justice bolsheviks that continue to plague this country.

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Anaconda -2 points ago +1 / -3

Hitler was bisexual

Hitler raped children

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAAAAA

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ExtraDeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spent ours on homeschool curriculum...

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy, they got you to spend it on guns instead of preventing their gun-control legislation.

Congrats, you played yourself.

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Ferzth 2 points ago +2 / -0

American Cats with guns . . . f*ck around and find out.

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I spent my check on credit to fly down to mardi gras with thousands of people flooding bourbon street with no masks

Still not sick BTW

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NecturusMaculosus 2 points ago +2 / -0

And ammo...and GEAR...and ARMOR...