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Egglet 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just declare it a "No mosquito zone." Works for guns, oh wait.....

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PantsJihad 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was going to point out that sending the mosquitos a strongly worded letter, or perhaps posting a "No Mosquitos allowed" sign may be a better option.

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nozonozo 14 points ago +14 / -0

So glad to see you are following "The Science".

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TheNakedGenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

The fact you're waiting until summer means you're literally killing the people with a fatal allergy to mosquito bites.

You are literally a Nazi. Literally shaking right now.

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Desperado 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there isn't a band called Literally Hitler, there should be.

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Saltyminer11 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this name! Literally anything would be a great name for a band

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TrumpPatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mostly peaceful biting.

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AlabamaSlamma 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't be ignorant bro.

You need to put up at least 2 chain link fences for something like mosquitos.

Layered. It's science, trust me.

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure you spend a little more and get a quality padlock. Those mosquitoes are VERY tricky

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BigFreedomBoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

This summer I'm gonna use a cock ring as a condom!!!

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Saltyminer11 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

If it saves just one life!

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FinishTheBorderWall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, just because you don’t see or feel mosquito bites on your skin doesn’t mean they aren’t there. They could be all over you and you just don’t know!

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Curlybill 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it saves just one life your mosquito fence was worth it! Malaria is still the scariest disease in the world.

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double mask while putting up your fence because of science!

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Juice 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might wanna double up on the fences, just to be sure

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Bman56 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used that analogy on friend's wife yesterday and it went over her head. To think she was a nurse.

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OrangeMenace2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to double fence.

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Saltyminer11 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cuomo: " If you don't put up a fence to keep mosquitoes out you are literally killing people"

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Saltyminer11 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point!